Is it a bad thing that I feel strippers make perfect girlfriends???

[bigmann245]

that was gross lol

just be glad you dont have to deal with them.

 

[Frisky]

just be glad you dont have to deal with them.

lol

I am

 

[awittyusername]

1. Drug addiction
2. Prostitution
3. Cheating, including with their gf's
4. Love of spending cash with no job skills
5. They've made a career of manipulation and of using men and generally don't respect them.
Those are right off the top of my head, not all fall under 1,2 but I have yet to meet a dancer with her "shit together."

This is exactly why I used to go for strippers...Atleast, you knew that shit right up front.

It's better than being conned by some chick who looks and acts like she is miss innocent.

 

[scout69]

Had an x start stripping needles to say i wanted to rip her head off but i just ended it before it came to that

 

[DJ_UFO]

Originally Posted by NJjuice22
1. most have hot bodies and the good ones have a pretty grill to.

2. they work nights so you dont have to take them out as often or give them as much quality time.

3. when they call you when they get out of work , they are usually a little tipsy and craving cawk.

4. you get to view the merchandise ahead of time. no suprises in the bedroom when they take off their clothes. suprises = cottage cheese legs/butt

I know a couple extremely hot and:

1. they work during day Wednesday-Friday
2. They get cawk while at work.

 

[NJjuice22]

I know a couple extremely hot and:

1. they work during day Wednesday-Friday
2. They get cawk while at work.

at your trailer park?

 

[wootoom]

was this a serious thread?

 

[NJjuice22]

was this a serious thread?

not really..i was just sitting at my desk bored and i was like...i think im going to fuck around with a stripper . let me start a thread about it. than all the serious guys who have gotten cheated on and hurt by strippers posted up.lol.

 

[wootoom]

not really..i was just sitting at my desk bored and i was like...i think im going to fuck around with a stripper . let me start a thread about it. than all the serious guys who have gotten cheated on and hurt by strippers posted up.lol.

right on. its a cool thread

 

[DJ_UFO]

at your trailer park?

LOL. However, I'd rather be happier in a trailer park than sorrounded by concrete and people from Mars.


P.S. There's nothing better in the world than strippers. For something serious? no way. For a lifestyle, Hell yeah!