Is it a bad thing that I feel strippers make perfect girlfriends???

[NJjuice22]

I hear Crack Addicts make perfect Moms too..

You can Come and Go as you please
No Nagging to do your homework
Easier to get her welfare check early and cash it
Your lame friends will look like Ivy league grads to her.
Clean your room ? Yea right ..

when did you get your own action figure....kewl!!!

 

[pinky223]

No, not if you don't mind your penis burning when you pee....

 

[bkc]

yea.they make for a good winter girlfriend.

I really liked your last girl. Damn, she gave great head...

 

[wootoom]

I really liked your last girl. Damn, she gave great head...

ahahahahah

 

[NJjuice22]

I really liked your last girl. Damn, she gave great head...

i found your pic online bro. thank me later.

 

[vinylgroover]

if it flies, fucks or floats, rent it don't buy it!

 

[H_T_]

but i fucking love those shoes.

 

[bkc]

i found your pic online bro. thank me later.

And where do you think she was in that pic?...

 

[NJjuice22]

but i fucking love those shoes.

I saw a dude get a tooth knocked out in the chair next to me. We were sitting by the stage and the broad did some spinning breakdance move and accidently nailed the guy in the face with like a 10lb friggin shoe.


good times.

 

[H_T_]

I saw a dude get a tooth knocked out in the chair next to me. We were sitting by the stage and the broad did some spinning breakdance move and accidently nailed the guy in the face with like a 10lb friggin shoe.


good times.

nothing makes me think less of a girl than when i've got her ankle and she has those big, slick, black heels on...