Is it a bad thing that I feel strippers make perfect girlfriends???

[NJjuice22]

1. Drug addiction
2. Prostitution
3. Cheating, including with their gf's
4. Love of spending cash with no job skills
5. They've made a career of manipulation and of using men and generally don't respect them.
Those are right off the top of my head, not all fall under 1,2 but I have yet to meet a dancer with her "shit together."

dang...thats more of your typical seasoned hoe. I'm talkign more along the lines of a young 20-something yr old with a tight bod that just got into it . That can be fun for a couple months.

 

[alien amp pharm]

My hand is the perfect girlfriend.

 

[NJjuice22]

My hand is the perfect girlfriend.

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[slat1]

dang...thats more of your typical seasoned hoe. I'm talkign more along the lines of a young 20-something yr old with a tight bod that just got into it . That can be fun for a couple months.

I'm in your corner. Looking over the last five years of my life I can see I just churned my way through stripper after stripper.
I look back now and wonder if I did it because I was afraid of facing the future and all the responsibility it brings.
It was a lot of fun though. I probably shortened my life by a good 20 years.
Totally worth it if you knew all the shit I have done!

 

[sixxtoes]

it all depends on them. some chicks that i know are strippers because the money is good, mostly to pay to get somewhere else in life. then there is the few that are strippers because "fuck ya, like i a stripper and hot" those are the ones to watch out for. but i wouldn't turn any of them down in bed!

 

[tiger88]

i like head case gfs drama is fun

 

[javaguru]

i like head case gfs drama is fun

Then strippers are probably for you; You may want to check out a few crack houses while you're at it.

 

[javaguru]

i shoulda said flings.

Or cum dumpster....

 

[Y_lifter]

I hear Crack Addicts make perfect Moms too..

You can Come and Go as you please
No Nagging to do your homework
Easier to get her welfare check early and cash it
Your lame friends will look like Ivy league grads to her.
Clean your room ? Yea right ..

 

[mrdeeznuts]

ahh short term relationships...... really the way to go

ps find a girl from a strip joint with shower shows, then tell her to perform one before she comes home