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interview #3 is tomorrow for an assistant position

stilleto

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My boss decided he needs a personal assistant. He really needs an administrative assistant though, so he's interviewing for someone to do both.
When they aren't busy doing his stuff, they are going to help me out too... So he asked me to interview them first, and if i like them, he'll interview them. If i don't, he'll spend 10 minutes with them and send them on their way. great.

So the first one comes in last week and she's a very thin, mildly attractive woman in her late 40s. She used to be in the travel industry (a big part of her job would be making travel arrangements) and then has been a personal assistant for years, even starting her own concierge service. She considers herself an intermediate on the computer and answered everything in a very normal way.
I give my boss the thumbs up, he goes in to interview her, and spends 2 hours talking to her before sending her on her way.
I said, "so?"
He said, "no good." and then told me she had no personality. I said i thought she was pleasant enough and he said he wants someone more than "pleasant".... someone who will make him laugh (like me) and can put up with him.

so he tells the recruiter he wants big personality. They send us the next woman, and said she has a great sense of humor and personality.
She shows up and she's Filipino. I can't really understand much of what she says, and i don't think she understood me that well. after about 10 minutes, I realized I didn't want to work with her, so i go in to my bosses office and give him the thumbs down.
He goes in and spends an hour and a half with her, only to later tell me I was right and he's mad at the recruiter.

So tomorrow a woman is coming in who basically has no experience, but she does stand up comedy on the weekends. i know my boss is going to love her, and she won't be good for shit.
 
With the economy so bad we're getting an abundance of over qualified applicants for menial positions.
 
Why is he spending so much time talking to them if they're not so great?

he's a moron?
lol

he's super busy too, doing actually important things, and then screws up his whole day by spending so much time with someone he has no intention of hiring.

He spent a long time with me on my interview, but later told me he liked me right away because I said i was nervous and then acted totally calm.
 
so he tells the recruiter he wants big personality. They send us the next woman, and said she has a great sense of humor and personality.

Let me break the corporate code for you:

"personality" = "breasts"

He's involving you in the process so when his new eye candy assistant hits the door he can say: "Stilleto picked her out."
 
Given the shithooks you work for Im surprised he was polite enough to use a euphemism like "big personality"
 
I recently found out he does like big breasts.
both women were super skinny and flat chested... maybe that was the real problem.
 
I recently found out he does like big breasts.
both women were super skinny and flat chested... maybe that was the real problem.

Bring a totally unqualified, large-breasted and attractive female in for an interview.

He'll love her. Look for code words/phrases like: "energetic", "enthusiastic" and "breath of fresh air".
 
Bring a totally unqualified, large-breasted and attractive female in for an interview.

He'll love her. Look for code words/phrases like: "energetic", "enthusiastic" and "breath of fresh air".

lol.. you might be right. but he did say i'm the funniest woman he knows, and wants to find an assistant that makes him smile too.


On my own interview, he said I have a great laugh. I said, "oh, i think it's annoying."
He said, "i don't find it annoying at all." and I said, "oh.. you will."
So he hired me to find out, even though i wasn't really qualified.
well, that and my giant boobs.
 
lol.. you might be right. but he did say i'm the funniest woman he knows, and wants to find an assistant that makes him smile too.


On my own interview, he said I have a great laugh. I said, "oh, i think it's annoying."
He said, "i don't find it annoying at all." and I said, "oh.. you will."
So he hired me to find out, even though i wasn't really qualified.
well, that and my giant boobs.

He may not even be fully aware that he's doing it. Several (or more) studies show how being around an attractive woman can suddenly raise a male's free testosterone levels. And to us, testosterone is linked to mood just as much as it is to a long chain of metabolic/anabolic processes.

It's totally normal for a male to get a little extra spring in his step in the presence of an attractive female. And I bet an older guy with lower resting test levels would get an even bigger boost.
 
Clue me into what that sarms stuff is exactly since the whole thing sounds complicated

It's a molecule that looks enough like testosterone that it tricks your skeletal muscle and fat reserves into reacting like you are juicing.

It doesn't have the other effects of testosterone either -- good and bad. So you don't get that juicy on-cycle mental edge, but you don't get acne, bloat, wrecked lipids, etc. etc. It's a great PCT product that works well between real testosterone cycles.
 
It's a molecule that looks enough like testosterone that it tricks your skeletal muscle and fat reserves into reacting like you are juicing.

It doesn't have the other effects of testosterone either -- good and bad. So you don't get that juicy on-cycle mental edge, but you don't get acne, bloat, wrecked lipids, etc. etc. It's a great PCT product that works well between real testosterone cycles.

no shit huh. Have you tried it or do we have anyone who can attest to that? Sounds like the best application is PCT related if its all natural.
 
no shit huh. Have you tried it or do we have anyone who can attest to that? Sounds like the best application is PCT related if its all natural.

I've been on it about 7 weeks. Post PCT, my original test levels were 134. Several weeks later, they are climbing back to 249. If I'm back up to 400-600 in another month, I'll be completely on-board with SARMS-S4.
 
I've been on it about 7 weeks. Post PCT, my original test levels were 134. Several weeks later, they are climbing back to 249. If I'm back up to 400-600 in another month, I'll be completely on-board with SARMS-S4.

Sounds like its the shit if it works that well on your old ass.
 
good lord, he must not be that busy at hsi job if he has 2 hours to spend on a candidate that's not right for the job! i've never had anywhwere close to a 2 hour interview!

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good lord, he must not be that busy at hsi job if he has 2 hours to spend on a candidate that's not right for the job! i've never had anywhwere close to a 2 hour interview!

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I thought about that too. Who gives anyone two hours? If things go well, you get 50 minutes. That gives me 10 minutes go check for messages, snag a bottle of water and stretch my legs.
 
So instead of quickly telling them in whatever way they are not what he's looking for, he instead wastes 2 hours of their life. Sounds like a really nice guy.
 
What would be even better is if you could find someone that looks a lot like you, and then coach them briefly on how to act like you. You could even dress mildly the same. Really mess with him.
 
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