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Im that asshole thats mowing the yard at 6am right at sunrise yes thats right while you guys are in bed nursing hangovers from a nights debauchery Im the mother fucker with the noisiest lawn mower in the hood gitin her done And don't think i don't see ya ass givin me the evil eye while your pickin up your paper in the drive way In other word GET THE HELL UP you got shit to do and you know it Im just givin you that little kick in the ass you need Now pardon me while i go crank up my red max blower and piss everyone else off again.
 
Are you serious? OMG I would come outside and kick your ass if you were my neighbor. Thankfully that doesn't happen here. I can deal with 7:30, but anything before that and I will murder someone. My days off I like to sleep until 7.
 
silverstar1025 said:
Are you serious? OMG I would come outside and kick your ass if you were my neighbor. Thankfully that doesn't happen here. I can deal with 7:30, but anything before that and I will murder someone. My days off I like to sleep until 7.
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LOL,thats the whole idea people in my hood already know im a ranging lunatic but they also know i get shit done If i had head lights on my mower id be out there at 5
 
hog#head#cheese said:
LOL,thats the whole idea people in my hood already know im a ranging lunatic but they also know i get shit done If i had head lights on my mower id be out there at 5
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lol you are crazy fool! I can understand why you do it though once that sun comes out it is hot as hell.
 
Heat doesn't bother me to much im it strictly for anoyance value
 
id pour gas and burn your lawn so you cant grow grass...nothing personal :) just for piece of mind...
 
i had some dudes try doing that when i was in bed with a girl at 6am

picked a fight.

they cleared out pretty quick

fuck with goldengarfield and see what happens :evil:
 
c-sharp minor said:
Noise bylaws here put a stop to that shit.

11pm - 7am people have to keep noise levels down.
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Hell,not in my hood if i lived in yours id be preppin my john deere at 10 till
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Im that asshole thats mowing the yard at 6am right at sunrise yes thats right while you guys are in bed nursing hangovers from a nights debauchery Im the mother fucker with the noisiest lawn mower in the hood gitin her done And don't think i don't see ya ass givin me the evil eye while your pickin up your paper in the drive way In other word GET THE HELL UP you got shit to do and you know it Im just givin you that little kick in the ass you need Now pardon me while i go crank up my red max blower and piss everyone else off again.
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In my parents neighborhood, you'd get a noise violation for that. Nothing between 8PM and 8AM.
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Im that asshole thats mowing the yard at 6am right at sunrise yes thats right while you guys are in bed nursing hangovers from a nights debauchery Im the mother fucker with the noisiest lawn mower in the hood gitin her done And don't think i don't see ya ass givin me the evil eye while your pickin up your paper in the drive way In other word GET THE HELL UP you got shit to do and you know it Im just givin you that little kick in the ass you need Now pardon me while i go crank up my red max blower and piss everyone else off again.
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So you'd be cool with me blasting music in my backyard till 2:00 am?
 
If you were my neighbor I would probably scream at you first, then fight you second.
I hate noise.

My neighbors last night were lighting Arial fireworks like 20 ft from my house at 11pm... My 18 month old boy sleeping so I ran outside in boxers and told him if my kid wakes up we have serious problems and he went inside.
 
you sound very considerate.
 
stilleto said:
you sound very considerate.
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Im also that guy that fixes everything in the hood for FREE mind you as well as the person whos always throwin the dinner partys believe me theres no shortage of love being the early bird is just how i roll
 
i'm essecentially out of that part of town this weekend.
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Im that asshole thats mowing the yard at 6am right at sunrise yes thats right while you guys are in bed nursing hangovers from a nights debauchery Im the mother fucker with the noisiest lawn mower in the hood gitin her done And don't think i don't see ya ass givin me the evil eye while your pickin up your paper in the drive way In other word GET THE HELL UP you got shit to do and you know it Im just givin you that little kick in the ass you need Now pardon me while i go crank up my red max blower and piss everyone else off again.
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Good damn thing you don't liv in TX! Y'all already know how we handle reprobates!

:santa: :Boomstick
 
We used to have a Rooster that felt it was his duty to wake up the neighborhood at 4:30 AM.

He was such a pretty rooster.

RIP
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Im that asshole thats mowing the yard at 6am right at sunrise yes thats right while you guys are in bed nursing hangovers from a nights debauchery Im the mother fucker with the noisiest lawn mower in the hood gitin her done And don't think i don't see ya ass givin me the evil eye while your pickin up your paper in the drive way In other word GET THE HELL UP you got shit to do and you know it Im just givin you that little kick in the ass you need Now pardon me while i go crank up my red max blower and piss everyone else off again.
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since you're up, run to the store and get some snacky cakes
 
City noise ordinance would get you for doing that before 8am here. Of course the city can make all the fucking noise they want at 7am though. :rolleyes:

Oh and if you were my neighbor I hope you wouldn't take it personally when I shot your lawnmower with a high powered rifle from my window.

Cheers,
Scotsman
 
Scotsman said:
City noise ordinance would get you for doing that before 8am here. Of course the city can make all the fucking noise they want at 7am though. :rolleyes:

Oh and if you were my neighbor I hope you wouldn't take it personally when I shot your lawnmower with a high powered rifle from my window.

Cheers,
Scotsman
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haha, theirs a fucking hole in my engine, wtf?
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Im that asshole thats mowing the yard at 6am right at sunrise yes thats right while you guys are in bed nursing hangovers from a nights debauchery Im the mother fucker with the noisiest lawn mower in the hood gitin her done And don't think i don't see ya ass givin me the evil eye while your pickin up your paper in the drive way In other word GET THE HELL UP you got shit to do and you know it Im just givin you that little kick in the ass you need Now pardon me while i go crank up my red max blower and piss everyone else off again.
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I'd call the police on you, you'd get cited. No lawn mowing in my neighborhood before 8:00 a.m.
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Im that asshole thats mowing the yard at 6am right at sunrise yes thats right while you guys are in bed nursing hangovers from a nights debauchery Im the mother fucker with the noisiest lawn mower in the hood gitin her done And don't think i don't see ya ass givin me the evil eye while your pickin up your paper in the drive way In other word GET THE HELL UP you got shit to do and you know it Im just givin you that little kick in the ass you need Now pardon me while i go crank up my red max blower and piss everyone else off again.
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Fuck yes. This makes me wish I still had my old merc 2 stroke outboard. Crank that bitch up a 0600 and it echos like a motherfucker from under my aluminum enclosure. Sounded like someone beating a metal trash can full of rocks wit a baseball bat. I used to do that to piss my shit head neighbor off. He is one pressure washing mother fucker. Every saturday morning he washes his driveway. I am up anyway, but it still annoying as fuck.
 
HAHa,Alot of tough guys in this thread yall are all talk Im gonna keep on twilight mowin bishes And I purposely bought the loudest most agravating weedeater you could imagine This thing is so fucking loud i laugh at the people cringing when i fire that bad boy up Guess what tomm morning is?







































































































LEFT OVER FIRE WORKS BITCHES!!!!!!!!
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Im also that guy that fixes everything in the hood for FREE mind you as well as the person whos always throwin the dinner partys believe me theres no shortage of love being the early bird is just how i roll
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cool.


good back peddling btw.
:)
 
mowin' the lawn is sometimes used as a metaphor for cunnilingus
still 6am is early
 
I'd run you over
tony soprano story
throw you in the river
you'd miss ef and your early cuts
 
Pressure washer coming out right now for all the 4th hangovers I got 100 people coming today no time for layin in bed GET UP CANDY ASS"S
 
hog#head#cheese said:
Pressure washer coming out right now for all the 4th hangovers I got 100 people coming today no time for layin in bed GET UP CANDY ASS"S
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hog#head#cheese said:
Im that asshole thats mowing the yard at 6am right at sunrise yes thats right while you guys are in bed nursing hangovers from a nights debauchery Im the mother fucker with the noisiest lawn mower in the hood gitin her done And don't think i don't see ya ass givin me the evil eye while your pickin up your paper in the drive way In other word GET THE HELL UP you got shit to do and you know it Im just givin you that little kick in the ass you need Now pardon me while i go crank up my red max blower and piss everyone else off again.
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Where I live that will get you arrested... if I don't Taser your butt first.
 
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