I'm Pissed, Anna Kournikova got married and not to me

[Milhouse]

One of my left hands favorite women just got married to Sergei Fedorov of the Detroit Red Wings.
She is 20, him 31. They have "known" each other since she was 15.
What a depressing way to start a monday

 

[MINISTER]

They will be divorced in two years.

 

[supersizeme]

this is terrible news

 

[WODIN]

Just add a gun and a jealous husband to your fantasies...like any of you bone heads were ever going to hook up with her. LOL!!!

 

[Moderator]

Just add a gun and a jealous husband to your fantasies...like any of you bone heads were ever going to hook up with her. LOL!!!

LOL... I have lost my will to live.... WTF is da big deal bout her anyways?

 

[Yellowbomber]

Hate this shity guy

 

[cladshirt]

Re

You just messed my day up.

 

[manny78]

Serguei is uggly...I remember she used to go out wqith Pavel wchich for many girls I know was a lot more attractive anyway dont forget is making at least 6 000 000 a year.not you.....

 

[WarriorPL]

yeah very few of us every had a chance! keep dreaming if you still think you can have her.

~WizKid

 

[HappyScrappy]

she'll get fat soon enough

 

[Milhouse]

LOL
I just have to imagine now she is the lonely wife while Sergei is off playing hockey and I am the Fed-Ex guy delivering a "package"

 

[pauly]

Lil known fact........

She cheated on Sergei w/ Pavel Bure about 8 mos. ago. I know this first hand.

 

[Burning_Inside]

Yeah, celebrity marriages usually last a whole 5 years if you're lucky.

Though, this still doesn't mean you have a shot ;P

oh yeah, and I like that "known her since she was 15" thing, haha.

Anna, you little tramp haha.

my kinda woman.

 

[danielson]

soooo

she was 15....he was 26

ewwww!!

tramp!

but shes already gaining chubb anyhow...not neccessarily a bad thing. but i personally dont thinkn she is as attractive as all the commotion is made about her....but crucially i wouldnt say no....guess thats what matters

 

[absolute hardgainer]

Her manager has denied that she has gotten married.

Who cares anyway? She's a little, stuck-up snob.

hardgainer (duh!)

 

[BigGuns2]

That will probably be a very kinky marriage. i can see it now, Sergei tied up in bed while Anna fires endless hockey pucs at him.

 

[NinjaX]

dont worry we will see pavel bure hand him an ass beating for moving in on his turf this hockey season

 

[CN1]

bro anna kornhole isnt nothing but a skinny white girl who plays tennis and happens to be semi-cute......hell the only reason they make a stink over her is because 99% of tennis girls are ass ugly, look at her she isnt that good looking...............you guys make me sick with all your anna I suck cornholes posts!

 

[pauly]

BTW

She's not married. They are not married. Trust me......

 

[thermo]

She hops from one Russian hockey player to another, every other month. There not married, its only a tabloid.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Re: Lil known fact........

She cheated on Sergei w/ Pavel Bure about 8 mos. ago. I know this first hand.

so... you hooked up with her?
sweet.

 

[pauly]

I wish. Tell ya the truth though, I don't think she's all that hot. Grant it she looks good, pretty face and all, but, ehh.