I know it's nasty man, but if you really are gonna take chances bringin stuff on a plane, you might as well put it up your butt because let's face it, they aren't going to search your ass crack.
I mean if you absolutely have to smuggle somethin like that on board, why take the chance of it getting found in your bag? That's just DUMB. It sounds nasty putting it up your bum, but how do you think stuff gets smuggled into prisons everywhere?
You gotta decide whether or not it's worth it to stick it up there, but if you do, it doesn't make you gay, it makes you SMART.
Just my opinion.