I'm banned from WalMart...

[beastboy]

The thing I did to their bathroom was un-godly. The noises that came out of my abdomen could of been taped for the next horror flick. ANd what I left in the toilet could of been used to in their deep fryer as cooking oil.

But I felt better when I was done.

 

[BigBazooka]

Scat post! Banned!!!!!!11one11!!!!

 

[beastboy]

Nope...I believe this is relative to my diet.

 

[Chester_Copperpot]

relief

 

[WODIN]

LOL!!!!

 

[vixenbabe]

It's becasue of people like you....I'd rather do my deed in a field than use a public restroom at times!

 

[beastboy]

Hey..I flushed...unlike the bastard that used the stall before me.

It seems as if I turn into Dr. Disgust-o, everytime I enter a shopping center.

 

[vixenbabe]

I brought Bri into a restroom at K-Mart a few months ago.There was a woman in there who had an explosive bout of the squirts while we were in there.

THANK GOD we were a few stalls down. This woman was wiping up her mess with paper towels on the floor of the stall as we were leaving.

Poor Bri even gagged!!!!

I hate public restrooms with a passion!! They are a fate worse than death sometimes!

 

[WODIN]

Now that's disgusting!

 

[Big Johnson]

what I left in the toilet could of been used to in their deep fryer as cooking oil.

Sounds like a yeast infection in your colon; black, runny stools for a day or so.

The good news is that once you crap out the black yeast-infected sludge, you're cured

Causes of bowel yeast flare-ups are dehydration, indigestion, nematodes (worms), etc.

 

[AAP]

Sounds like a Xenical encounter.

 

[big4life]

I hate public restrooms with a passion!! They are a fate worse than death sometimes!

The same here.


Sometimes it makes you wonder if people live like that in their own house?

 

[Hengst]

THEY DO !! THEY DO !!

I had rental property and no matter what kind of tenant i got, every single one was a pig and trashed the place. It is amazing.

 

[Nathan]

THE QUALITY OF THIS THREAD IS SUPERIOR TO SAY THE LEAST. hEY, WHO THE FUCK HIT MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON?

 

[bdog527]

THE QUALITY OF THIS THREAD IS SUPERIOR TO SAY THE LEAST. hEY, WHO THE FUCK HIT MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON?

Looks like somebody hit your shift key on that h too.

 

[beefybull]

When I was in high school, this retarded chick rubbed shit all over the walls, pretty crazy stuff...

 

[vixenbabe]

Sometimes it makes you wonder if people live like that in their own house?

I'm 100% certain that I'd pass on having dinner over at their house!

Dear God, reminds me of a show I saw last week on MTV. This chick was washing dishes in a sink with floating food in it...I'm gagging again!

 

[Ffactor]

Does anybody know of any pills you can take to cleanse your cologn or aid in digestion?

 

[WODIN]

http://www.colonblow.com/

 

[Ffactor]

I can't take a site seriously that has pictures of outstanding poop!

 

[Lumberg]

Is that colonblow stuff for real?

Who takes a shit on aluminum foil????

 

[jackangel]

When I was in high school, this retarded chick rubbed shit all over the walls, pretty crazy stuff...

I bet that's the last time you took a retarded girl to the prom.

 

[beefybull]

I bet that's the last time you took a retarded girl to the prom.

LOL, that was a good one.

In reality, I was in no way effected by the incident, but my friend had to clean it up, so later on, he bashed that chick in the head with a 2x4 behind a shop building. I sold the brain milk for a profit.

 

[Y_lifter]

.. I gotta get me one of these cool hats to add to my collection..
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[vixenbabe]

I gotta get me one of these cool hats to add to my collection..

I guess if you don't mind people thinking you have shit for brains...