I'm about to beat some french man's ass.

[frorider6]

We have a field guy here this week because he openly criticized how our department does our job. Now he's here to actually learn what we do (which he should have done before shooting his mouth off to all the corp bigwigs).

He has a temporary cubicle next to mine. The little fucker keeps walking past and STARING into my cube to see what I'm doing. STOP LOOKING AT ME YOU LITTLE FUCKER! And he's so annoying with that queer little french accent. He ends almost every sentence with, "eh?"

 

[The Shadow]

Ask him if french fries really come from France. Same with French Toast. THen tell him you have "something" in the trunk of your car that he should come take a look at.

 

[Zebo]

Make croaking sounds......ribbit....frog boy......ribbit.........

Use the word Eurotrash alot.......

He'll get the idea.....

 

[Crazier]

Go for it. He probably smells like shit anyway.
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[frorider6]

"So, what iz it in de back uf your caar yoo vant me to look at? eh?"

It's a good old American ass beating you little fancy pants!

 

[WODIN]

Take him out for Rockie Mountain Oysters for lunch.

Then tell him Jerry Lewis is NOT FUNNY! Maurice Chevalia was a FAG and that the Eifell Tower needs some concrete around it!

 

[MommaKin]

EH!

 

[beastboy]

He ends almost every sentence with, "eh?"

Are you sure he isn't from Canada.....

 

[SofaGeorge]

Get all your coworkers to talk in Pig Latin... but pretend you are talking in plain English. When he cocks his head trying to figure out what you are saying ask, "I thought you understood English?"

Also, give him the nickname "Fag Brain." Tell him it is an American Indian word for "Friend from another land."

 

[MrMuscle]

its usuall for guys with no legmuscle development to want to beat people up. you'll grow out of it...oh wait..thats just the problem, you aint.