Im a little concerned about puddlemonkey?

[Spartacus]

maybe he has a real life!





nahhhhh....

I`m actually using the internet to enhance my real life experiences. I live in dullville so it`s cool to use the net and the personals to meet gals in other areas. And then travel.

 

[Spartacus]

I took one pic of the cvnt
I don`t think it turned out good
I didn`t want to feed her ego and snap a bunch of pics of her haughty ass

 

[silverstar1025]

She looks a little in this pic. What did you say to her?

 

[hog#head#cheese]

hell of a jaw on that broad

 

[Smurfy]

i'm refraining from making any puddle jokes till we know he's safe (come back you fuckin prick)

Agreed

 

[SaladFork]

Oh no bro, was that at a nail saloon? Look at those fuckin claws on that bish!! My back hurts just thinking about that.

She's cute, not a flattering picture, cute body.

 

[Spartacus]

You flew to Portland to meet a chick? I don't doubt she was hot we all know your taste in wimminz... Next time fly her to your zone.

There are a few of us up here in Seattle, but Puddles is the closest to you. No one has heard or seen him in a week. I know he was hitting the dating hard, not sure if that has anything to do with it. I hope he is ok, we are supposed to goto a Hawks game with Dirty~D~ this season. Also Beachboy is coming out here for New Years, I know he wanted to hang with the pudman.

well I`ve never been to the pacific northwest and pud was here so I figured why not?
but now I`m 0-2
no pud no pussy

I could hustle up a date with this one
we`ve swapped a couple e-mails and she`s in portland
I suspect she`s pricey
which I don`t mind if she has a good attitude
let me get a pic and you guys can help me craft an e-mail to her

 

[Spartacus]

spartacus on safari eh?

 

[SaladFork]

well I`ve never been to the pacific northwest and pud was here so I figured why not?
but now I`m 0-2
no pud no pussy

I could hustle up a date with this one
we`ve swapped a couple e-mails and she`s in portland
I suspect she`s pricey
which I don`t mind if she has a good attitude
let me get a pic and you guys can help me craft an e-mail to her

You came up at the perfect time, nice weather. Portland is great bro, very laid back. If I wasn't 3 hours away and girl friend in tow I would roll down there.

Call that girl up man she is smoking hot look at those legs lol, you have nothing to lose, just don't let he know you flew up here for another chick (like you didn't know that lol).

 

[SaladFork]

spartacus on safari eh?

Your like James Bond with the wimminz bro!!