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I'll shoot myself before I get into a relationship

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If it wasn't for BBD...

HappyScrappy said:
I don't know whether I should thank god that Bel Biv Devoe exist, or that every rose has its thorn.

Girl you know we belong together
I don't have time for you to be playing with my heart like this
You'll be mine forever baby
You just wait
 
How about:

and so it goes
you just can win
one things for sure
love stinks (yeah yeah)
love stinks (yeah yeah)
.....
 
alien amp pharm said:

And sex is no big problem, I just spank it! -At least I can finish in 30 seconds and don't have to get bitched at for it.:)

Dude, if "spanking it" is a satisfactory alternative to sex for you, then you've been having some really bad sex in your time. In which case, I don't blame you for feeling the way you do.
 
alien amp pharm said:
How about:

and so it goes
you just can win
one things for sure
love stinks (yeah yeah)
love stinks (yeah yeah)
.....

or how bout this:

Your cruel device
Your blood, like ice
One look could kill
My pain, your thrill

I want to love you but I better not touch (Don't touch)
I want to hold you but my senses tell me to stop
I want to kiss you but I want it too much (Too much)
I want to taste you but your lips are venomous poison
You're poison running through my veins
You're poison, I don't want to break these chains
 
bigguns7 said:
Dude, if "spanking it" is a satisfactory alternative to sex for you, then you've been having some really bad sex in your time. In which case, I don't blame you for feeling the way you do.

Well that was a semi-joke, but I've had some pretty bad sex partners (not like I'm an expert or anything, but.....).

Don't you just hate it when the chick just seems to lay there all quiet and stuff.
 
I used to think the same way, but reveling in your selfishness and being alone isn't all that great to me.
 
alien amp pharm said:


Well that was a semi-joke, but I've had some pretty bad sex partners (not like I'm an expert or anything, but.....).

Don't you just hate it when the chick just seems to lay there all quiet and stuff.


LOL! I had this one GF a long time ago that though sucking my cock was putting it in her mouth and just sucking on it as hard as she could - I tried bobbing her head up and down but she didn't get the picture.
 
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