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I'd like to introduce my son Brayden to my pals at elitefitness..

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7 pounds 5 ounce 20.5 inches..

crazy ass delivery.. any of you guys who haven't had kids yet i'd recommend not being in the room or not being able to see that little mofo coming out of your wifes pocket of fun..

we had to stay 48 hours cause he was born with a 103 degree temp but he's good to go now and very healthy..

ill post some other random pics occasionally..

any other questions feel free to ask.
 
welcome brayden

dude one of my illigitamate kids who i never see's name is Jayden!!

small world


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You Rock Brayden!!!

Congrats Bro! I watched my two youngest squirt out and even cut the cord on the last one. The fun pocket will go back to normal soon. ;)
 
Good looking kid bro.


I am glad he isn't a fatty like you and I were.




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Wulfgar said:
Did you eat the placenta?
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of course..

they had to manually extract that shit cause my wife stopped contracting after he came out..

pretty nasty shit they were basically jumping on her stomach while the doctor had his hands up her vagina..

i was crying cause she was in so much pain..
 
Phaded said:
of course..

they had to manually extract that shit cause my wife stopped contracting after he came out..

pretty nasty shit they were basically jumping on her stomach while the doctor had his hands up her vagina..

i was crying cause she was in so much pain..
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dude omg :sick:

did she shit on the floor?
 
Wulfgar said:
dude omg :sick:

did she shit on the floor?
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well she went through 24 hours of labor.. and thought everything was done when brayden came out..than they had to try and get that placenta out for another hour..

a very very rough labor/delivery for her.. on top of that the baby didn't let her sleep for more than 2 hours for the next 50 hours.. she's a trooper though.
 
Phaded said:
well she went through 24 hours of labor.. and thought everything was done when brayden came out..than they had to try and get that placenta out for another hour..

a very very rough labor/delivery for her.. on top of that the baby didn't let her sleep for more than 2 hours for the next 50 hours.. she's a trooper though.
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fuckin tough girl my friend
mad props
she could probably do well in UFC now
 
Oh. Wow!!! What an absolute doll. Oh yeah...and don't worry, contrary to popular belief among many of your EF buddies, the wife's "pocket of fun" (love that phrasology, btw, lol) will bounce back and be good as new in no time. The human body is so cool that way!

Anyway, enjoy that baby my friend and give us more pics soon.
 
calveless wonder said:
Everyone's poppin out kids right now.

I think sperm is taking human growth hormone - somatropin - and jewsing
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I've been shooting it into her womb so the baby comes out jacked. I'm kinda hoping it'll eat its placenta and challenge the orderlies to a farmer's walk.
 
jnevin said:
I've been shooting it into her womb so the baby comes out jacked. I'm kinda hoping it'll eat its placenta and challenge the orderlies to a farmer's walk.
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sorry brah, he's gonna get your genetics.

but at least he'll be .............................................................................................................................................................................................................................um......er......................................yeah










funny n stuff
 
jnevin said:
I've been shooting it into her womb so the baby comes out jacked. I'm kinda hoping it'll eat its placenta and challenge the orderlies to a farmer's walk.
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And hopefully knock a piece off with some cute nurse in the janitors closet on his way to the car.
 
SWEET! LOL my man Phaded. Well, it's ON now. Super cool Bro, super cool......
more pics when you can....
 
that's a cool pic bro!

he hung like his pops or what?
 
Lestat said:
that's a cool pic bro!

he hung like his pops or what?
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you never quite grew out of that phallic obsession phase, did you?

congrats on the good lookin boy, Phaded.

mine will be here in June.
 
what type of trouble.. you were in trouble when you were taking that powder xanax and wrecking your car two days in a row.
 
velvett said:
Aww he's lovely. :heart:

I can see the resemblance.
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Does baby phaded have a white but like his dad?
 
Phaded, your gonna get REAL good at making diaper burritos Bro. You'll soon find out wtf I'm talking about. Just fold turn, turn, tape. Be be a champ in no time!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Am I right parents!! LOL
 
txbondsman said:
Phaded, your gonna get REAL good at making diaper burritos Bro. You'll soon find out wtf I'm talking about. Just fold turn, turn, tape. Be be a champ in no time!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Am I right parents!! LOL
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two words. . .diaper genie. . .
 
For how cute babies are, some nasty shit comes outta em. Especially once they start eating food instead of boobie juice.
 
jestro said:
For how cute babies are, some nasty shit comes outta em. Especially once they start eating food instead of boobie juice.
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Lets also not forget about blowouts that happen sometimes. Ugh!!
 
tks for the new pic....somehow i missed this thread.





P.S. i hope you and mrs. phaded say NO to penis mutilation.
 
I don't want to be in the same city when my wife delivers. I don't ever want to see anything larger than my schlong enter or exit her love canal.
 
Dial_tone said:
I don't want to be in the same city when my wife delivers. I don't ever want to see anything larger than my schlong enter or exit her love canal.
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do not be anywhere near.. i'm scarred for life my brother..
 
Phaded said:
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another pic of the stud
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looking good!

Show the pic of you together in your matching puppy outfits.
 
Phaded said:
circumcision? its already a done deal my brother
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Hey Daddy. Yeah, I didn't stay in the room to see that happen. Did you stay with your son or did his mom? That's hard to witness. IMO.
 
curvymommy said:
Yes ATW, I followed you over here to give you a hug.

:friends:
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curvymommy said:
Hey Daddy. Yeah, I didn't stay in the room to see that happen. Did you stay with your son or did his mom? That's hard to witness. IMO.
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they took him and brought him back and it was a done deal neither had to wathc..
 
rnch said:
tks for the new pic....somehow i missed this thread.





P.S. i hope you and mrs. phaded say NO to penis mutilation.
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LMAO @ this coming from a guy with a pierced dick.
 
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