I will begin drinking precisely @ 4 p.m. (CST) today

[bigbassturd]

You're right.

I stayed in and cooked meatloaf naked.

Also lol @ year of our lord hahahaha

 

[digimon7068]

The beer pitcher stunt was pretty much my last solid memory

Everything after that is super hazy, but we pulled an all nighter and I sobered up at some dingy truck stop breakfast diner smelling like vomit and smoke.

Just found out like 2 hours ago my sheriff buddy went home with a fat chick not 30 minutes into our night lol!

he was the only smart one...'cept for the fat chick thing...unless she was just statuesque, had a pretty face and made him a killer omelette this morning...then he totally won hahaha

 

[bigbassturd]

I never saw her but apparently she was so fat he never wants to talk about it again lololol

I had the UofH chick in the bag, but somehow remembered the whole legal business i'm going through and opted instead to do shots until I had to be helped into a cab

 

[digimon7068]

I never saw her but apparently she was so fat he never wants to talk about it again lololol

I had the UofH chick in the bag, but somehow remembered the whole legal business i'm going through and opted instead to do shots until I had to be helped into a cab

legal business? you mean you're divorce? you think that hooking up might mess up your "divorce"??

 

[miplank]

legal business? you mean you're divorce? you think that hooking up might mess up your "divorce"??

*your

 

[digimon7068]

*your

thanks for the assist, brah

 

[bigbassturd]

Pretty sure with the court system in Texas being as it is already, the last thing I need to be doing right now is knocking down strange all over the place. My custody and ownership of assets isn't even agreed upon yet

 

[digimon7068]

Pretty sure with the court system in Texas being as it is already, the last thing I need to be doing right now is knocking down strange all over the place. My custody and ownership of assets isn't even agreed upon yet

you have kids?

i've been involved in a shit-ton of divorce cases and i've never seen post-separation dating have any effect on the equitable distribution of assets. besides, she doesn't expect you to suck your own dick, does she??

 

[digimon7068]

speaking of equitable distribution, you have an ownership interest in your business? and, if so, was the business created before or during the marriage?? PM me if you want...I can give you a quick, cliff notes, idea of what your concerns should be.

 

[caligirl85]

It could be more about keeping things amicable meaning keeping her not super pissed off, which tearing up strange could do, and could also interfere in custody ...