I will begin drinking precisely @ 4 p.m. (CST) today

[miplank]

where's the weed?

 

[bigbassturd]

Deep in the hard of Texas

 

[PICK3]

I know but it's free food and an open bar..

Oh, gawd!


Just got home


re-heating red beans & rice

 

[bigbassturd]

Update: 10:25p.m. CST June 28th, the year of our Lord 2014.

Sitrep:

Approaching full-on-shithoused stage.

We've lost our law enforcement cohort to the crowds.

A smartass little UofH blonde chick (who is hot) has challenged me to a pitcher-off. Whoever finishes their pitcher of beer faster wins the title of most awesome person alive. I lol @ UofH.

I will not be beaten.

Also, my phone is about to die, so fuck my friend, he's lost.

How copy, over?

 

[PICK3]

Update: 10:25p.m. CST June 28th, the year of our Lord 2014.

Sitrep:

Approaching full-on-shithoused stage.

We've lost our law enforcement cohort to the crowds.

A smartass little UofH blonde chick (who is hot) has challenged me to a pitcher-off. Whoever finishes their pitcher of beer faster wins the title of most awesome person alive. I lol @ UofH.

I will not be beaten.

Also, my phone is about to die, so fuck my friend, he's lost.

How copy, over?

^^^
I don't know wut any of this means

 

[miplank]

Update: 10:25p.m. CST June 28th, the year of our Lord 2014.

Sitrep:

Approaching full-on-shithoused stage.

We've lost our law enforcement cohort to the crowds.

A smartass little UofH blonde chick (who is hot) has challenged me to a pitcher-off. Whoever finishes their pitcher of beer faster wins the title of most awesome person alive. I lol @ UofH.

I will not be beaten.

Also, my phone is about to die, so fuck my friend, he's lost.

How copy, over?

no pics, didn't happen.

 

[digimon7068]

Update: 10:25p.m. CST June 28th, the year of our Lord 2014.

Sitrep:

Approaching full-on-shithoused stage.

We've lost our law enforcement cohort to the crowds.

A smartass little UofH blonde chick (who is hot) has challenged me to a pitcher-off. Whoever finishes their pitcher of beer faster wins the title of most awesome person alive. I lol @ UofH.

I will not be beaten.

Also, my phone is about to die, so fuck my friend, he's lost.

How copy, over?

update...please respond.

 

[bigbassturd]

The beer pitcher stunt was pretty much my last solid memory

Everything after that is super hazy, but we pulled an all nighter and I sobered up at some dingy truck stop breakfast diner smelling like vomit and smoke.

Just found out like 2 hours ago my sheriff buddy went home with a fat chick not 30 minutes into our night lol!

 

[wootoom]

drinking is stupid

Agreed

 

[wootoom]

The beer pitcher stunt was pretty much my last solid memory

Everything after that is super hazy, but we pulled an all nighter and I sobered up at some dingy truck stop breakfast diner smelling like vomit and smoke.

Just found out like 2 hours ago my sheriff buddy went home with a fat chick not 30 minutes into our night lol!

None of this came close to happening