I was out on my balcony today and a shark was trolling the beach:

[Smurfy]

their

brilliance

 

[nimbus]

America has become the land of the offended

then you can just leave, jerkface!!!

 

[BNG]

I help children when they get hurt or whatever. Adults are different. Controlling bleeding, broken bones, no big deal. CPR with mouth to mouth contact? Not unless I know you very well.

 

[rnch]

jnev was on your beach?

 

[OneBreath]

I help children when they get hurt or whatever. Adults are different. Controlling bleeding, broken bones, no big deal. CPR with mouth to mouth contact? Not unless I know you very well.

LOL, i just got CPR certified and my instructor said the same thing. He would always help out a kid, but an adult .... I couldn't believe he was that direct to the class.

 

[nefertiti]

I help children when they get hurt or whatever. Adults are different. Controlling bleeding, broken bones, no big deal. CPR with mouth to mouth contact? Not unless I know you very well.

They teach now not to give breaths. Just chest compressions.

 

[jnevin]

jnev was on your beach?

??

 

[jb160]

America has become the land of the offended

Actually its called the pussification of America.

Its really sad.

 

[mwm5]

fuck shark(s), when i lived in florida i never went in past my knees.

 

[nefertiti]

??

Yeah, it would have been a little funnier if the post had been about a beached whale or something.