I was attacked by a tiger today

[canadianhitman]

I don't know. Like 0.5" puckered maybe? I don't actually know any giraffes personally you have to understand.

I think you're gonna have to make a field trip to the Toronto Zoo when the weather gets nicer....because inquiring minds want to know. This guesstimate shit just won't cut it, pal. We need hard facts.

 

[hardrock]

I bet they got big 'ol dongers too.