The best of nathan: The Adventures of Hunter Pegor

[Sub-Zero]

who the fuck is nathan

 

[Nathan]

who the fuck is nathan

Hey. I dig you guys like this stuff somewhat cause I enjoy writing it when I have time and am in one of my moods. I wrote some of a new character today and will finish it up before I work on drawing this tat for my friend some more - or get it done tomorrow.

I definitely needed an outlet like this again - writing today made me feel a lot better - it's like getting out certain destructive impulses without actually having to leave my chair.

 

[Nathan]

Post up VI. I don't even remember that one. There was one about a dragon wasn't there? Maybe it was just an idea I never wrote.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Classics!

Banned!!!!!!

 

[samoth]

Post up VI. I don't even remember that one. There was one about a dragon wasn't there? Maybe it was just an idea I never wrote.

Hunter Pegor and the Swollen Queen

He ran as fast as his feet would carry him, now completely and hoplessly lost without a clue as to where he was. He had been running feverishly for what seemed like hours and didn't think he could keep up the pace for much longer.
"What the fuck do they want?" Hunter Pegor thought to himself. "I'm walking along, minding my own business, and out of nowhere these rabid natives start careening after me, yelling and screaming at the top of their lungs, clearly all worked up about something. And how in the Hell did their genitals get that swollen?"
The natives in question suddenly burst from the thick foliage, running and shrieking wildly as they came at him. They wore little clothing, with only a small loin clothe to cover their privates, albeit poorly. The natives, unfortunately for Hunter, were not entirely human. They had once been normal men and women, though had been magically altered over the years by a powerful shaman to have abnormally large genitalia.
As the mutants neared Hunter, tendril after wire-like tendril shot forth from their crotches and seized hold of him.
"Let....go!" Hunter cried in frustration as he attampted to detangle himself from the chaotic jumble of grasping tendrils. With a grunt, he unsheathed his blade and began slashing his way through the barrage of creepy crotch-feelers. The instant he could feel their hold start to give, he tore free and began hurriedly making his way through the forest with renewed vigor.
Hunter darted in and out of the trees, weaving as best he could and trying desperately to focus on the path that lay ahead of him instead of the clutching tendrils that lay behind. It wasn't long before he realized he was no longer being followed. The natives had seemingly abandoned the chase, though for what reason Hunter didn't knew and wasn't sure he wanted to.
The forest ended suddenly and Hunter found himself standing before a large cave. Before he had time to so much as consider venturing inside, a deep growl sounded and the largest woman Hunter had ever seen emerged. She stood at least 10 feet tall and appeared to be an avid proponent of nudity. One aspect of her anatomy would be forever burned in Hunter's mind: the native, who he had at this point ascertained to be their queen, had the hugest vagina he had ever seen. It was so big that she was forced to sit atop it while she stood and had to pick it up and carry it in her arms in order to walk. The whole thing couldn't have weighed any less than 300 lbs Hunter figured, reasoning that surely 5 or 6 regular-sized dwarves could be stuffed inside with ease.
"Food!" the queen exclaimed in apparent excitement. Drool dripped from her lips and she looked more than a little hungry Hunter thought. Tendrils shot out of her cooter with incredible speed, though this time Hunter was ready for them. He exploded into action and wielded his sword with confidence and precision, hacking and slashing furiously at anything that came within arm's reach. He knew he wouldn't be able to keep it up for long, suddenly aware his arms were growing heavier with each swing of his blade.
In desperation, Hunter braced himself and lunged at the queen, cutting at grasping tendrils and making his way ever closer to her. He dove at her vagina, burying his torso, head and arms deep inside. Not wasting an instant, he thrust his blade forward, piercing her cervix and drawing a cry of anguish from the enraged queen. He withdrew his sword while sporting a wide grin, not in the least expecting the flood of blood and vaginal fluids that erupted forth.
Hunter flew from the queen's box as a cascade of her bodily fluids washed over him. He watched as her body emptied entirely of blood and pretty much everything else. All that was left was a wrinkled husk of the largest vagina the world had ever known.
"I'm glad to have escaped this debacle with my life. It's a shame to lose such a truly humongous cooter though. It truly was a sight to behold."

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/hunter-pegor-swollen-queen-475265.html

 

[stosstruppe]

These are timeless classics that should be enjoyed by all old and new on EF annually!

Nathan

 

[jnevin]

This won't do well with most of the board now.

 

[jerseyrugger76]

You and Nathan played a lot of Dungeons & Dragons, didn't you?

 

[JayC9]

this thread reeks of awesomeness