I want 40lbs of muscle in 4 weeks!

[rom_mem]

what u need to do is "stack" some protein with the creatine, that shit will pump u up
got to the gym
the try doing some compound excersises, with really heavy weights
tha shit will pump u up reall good

 

[DIVISION]

Re: I want 40lbs of muscle in 8 weeks!

Alright fellas, I'm tired of the bullshit...I want someone to put together a stack that can give me 40lbs of muscle in just 4 weeks...I'm offering $50,000 cash to the person who can come up with it!!!

The way I see it, if these infomercials can sell someone losing 60lbs in just 12 weeks using a fucking ab cruncher than I know someone can come up with a stack that can help me reach my goal....I'm dead serious $50,000 to the winner!

1G Test/week
600MG Deca/week
50MG D-bol ed
40MG Halotestin ed
25MG Nolvadex ed
1.5MG Arimidex ed
4IU GH ed

You will gain 40+lbs. in a month, then drop dead.

Hope this helps.

 

[hammertime30]

This whole thread is fuckin stupid. i thought we were here to offer sound advice. Now we're looking at how to help a moron gain 40lbs of muscle in 4 weeks? it's more like a race to see if this guy survives to the 4 week mark, in which case he won't have 40 lbs of solid muscle anyway. I doubt he'd have even 15 lbs of solid muscle.

I love people like this that takes life so seriously that he can't look deep enough to see the fun in things...Yes we all know taking steroids is a serious game! Yes we all know that this board can be used for good sound advice...sometimes! But dude try get laid sometimes maybe you will lighten up a bit or is it the test shots that's has your ass too tight? It's all in good fun and sarcasm...Besides, once I reach my goal...I'm going to host an infomercial that teaches morons like yourself on how to go from skinny to buff in just 4 weeks and get stinkin' rich!!!

 

[StickFigure]

My point exactly! The mags say that it can be done and the infomercials say that you can lose 60lbs by simple doing ab crunches and a few dumbbell excercises so, it's got to be a way to do it with AAS...Ok, I don't expect all muscle, but also I don't expect my body fat to increase from the current 9% to 23%. Deca? We know it ain't going to happen. dbol with Sus and tren? Thinking about it!!!!!

Bro, I know what we've all posted but seriously think about this. First of all, ALL the ads you see in Flex magazine are probably put together by some little pencil neck geek who's never even touched a dumbbell. The ads are so over-inflated with hype it's sick.

Secondly, it took Ronnie Coleman a full year on who knows what kind of insane cycles to pack on 40 lbs of lean mass. And that boy has got the genetics for it. Plus he's got all the money he will ever need to make sure his health is cared for.

As much as I would love to take $50k from you, you're dreamin' bro!!! Sorry!

 

[DIVISION]

Can you take the pressure, that's what we gonna see.....

1G Test/week
600MG Deca/week
50MG D-bol ed
40MG Halotestin ed
25MG Nolvadex ed
1.5MG Arimidex ed
4IU GH ed

You will gain 40+lbs. in a month, then drop dead.

Hope this helps.

Follow my "pack on 40lbs in a month" bulk cycle.

I promise you will pack on the mass, but you will need that 50G for your own health if you indeed follow through.

 

[StickFigure]

I ran a seach on his name but couldn't fine anything.

Try searching by topic and also try some of the different search engines on that site.

 

[liquidmuscle]

I can already see the next threads after this one:
1. Help I gained 40lbs of muscle.. came off and lost 50lbs?!?!?!
2. How do I get rid of thes unsightly stretch marks?
3. I can't get a hard on... WTF?
I hope this post is a joke!

i was thinkng the same thing

 

[Muntch]

I really can't believe no one has talked about his training!!!

Dude, take the most vicious AAS cycle you can find on this thread and then get in you're time machine and go back to 1988 and walk into your local GNC store and pull Cybergenics off the shelf. Open it up and throw out everything but the workout program inside. Start killing yourself with the mass doses of AAS and find a workout partner who is willing to devote his entire being to making sure you follow the Cybergenics workout program to a "T". IF and only IF you can stick with the workout, which I have yet to find anyone who could, it will be your only hope of accomplishing your goal!!!

BTW, if anyone wants to flame me for suggesting Cybergenics for his workout program, you better be the one who has followed the program to the "T" without fail!!!

 

[slat1]

OK.. OK... In all seriousness!
Cell Tech and Nitro tech. You just have to know how to take it

 

[StickFigure]

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