I want 40lbs of muscle in 4 weeks!

[Guvna]

1)The first one is the injectable enzyme to block myostatin receptors.
2)

oh man, what i wouldnt give to have that.

 

[fitandlovinit]

Bro's, don't you know the dude is joking. He's right everyone is so tighty whitey they don't know sarcasm when they hear it. I seen this guy post before he pretty much knows his stuff. Who would think of doing that and really think they would look good in such a short time. Wise up guys!!! Enjoy a laugh when you hear one!

 

[roidpuple]

they complain but there sure is alot of replys
I like stretch marks and all 40lbs

 

[MrRTTB]

40lb = impossible in 4 weeks, but if you would give it a try I would do this:

250mg Test prop EOD
250mg Nandrolone Phenylprop EOD
2g Primobolan taken once day 1
Drol 50mg ED
Dbol 30mg ED
Slin Post every workout starting at 6, then 8m, then 10 and stopping at 15

Diet: Protein 40g once every hour-1½, carbs high and fat pretty low during the morning and afternoon. During the evening, if you wokrout in the morning you go with more oil and solid proteinfood like chicken and so on..

Training: EOD, maybe something like DC style or HIT, go intense and then go home and eat.

Sleeping aid: 5-HTP, inositol, valerina..all these to make you sleep better as you will need the rest. No idea to do anything but this, living like a pro, so take 5-6 weeks off your work.

 

[hardbod113]

Hey thats NOT difficult.

Here is the cycle:-
1st Week-
100mg Decca a day
100mg Susto a day
5*5 mg Thai Anabol

2nd Week
2*200mg Decca a day
2*250mg Susto a day
5*10 mg Thai Anabol

3rd Week
3*200mg Decca a day
3*250mg Susto a day
5*15 mg Thai Anabol

Last week(in case u are not in hospital, or u can still use from there)
5*200mg Decca a day
5*250mg Susto a day
5*20 mg Thai Anabol


Diet(everyday)-
5 kg Red/White/(orAny color) Meat
Gallon Milk
1 lbs Designer Whey.
Oat meal(1 kg)
2 Chinese Bucket of Rice

And ooh lala , u have got 40 lbs of muscles.
hammertime30 ,prepare my $50,000 check
if u can follow this u got what u want.
Thanks

And if anyone think my ans is stupid, just look at the q asked first(ie 40lbs muscle in 1 month ?) then my ans would look pretty reasonable.

I mean if ppl start getting THAT big in 1 month then no one would even care to see pro's like Arni,Ronni,Dorian etc who spent some 10-20 yrs getting that.Then u will see millions of arnold,dorian,ronni like guys just roaming in streets.


I really cant believe ppl who took this guy seriousely. )

 

[The_Chemist]

Anyone who listed any form of:

testosterone
deca
anadrol
dbolinsluin
hgh

is DEAD wrong.

The only two things that will be able to accomplish this are research drugs. One of them is listed above.

 

[fitandlovinit]

It's funny how you guys took this joke seriously! Now I know why people at they gym call us muscle heads!

 

[powerforward]

whats the second drug?

 

[The_Chemist]

whats the second drug?

I've got a post about it coming very soon.

 

[powerforward]

looking forward to it