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pimpski7

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I got talked into going to the strip club with my buds. It was the second best in my area. Really beautiful woman dancing. I don't typically by lap dances, but when I have a couple drinks I due tend to start throwing some money. I do not make it rain though! haha
Well... I was just chillin when I think the finest one of all who I had been eyeballin all night came up to me.
I felt her up hard, and she liked. We talked... I told her she should be dancing in Vegas. After that it was a wrap. I bought one lap dance, and got four for free. I told her I want to fuck her tonight. She said she wanted to fuck too.
Dudes in the club were mad as hell!
I thought she was gonna bail on me like strippers tend to do, but she had to get her drugs haha, she does roxies and probably everything else, fuck it...
She finally hits me up. I almost said forget it.

Took her ass to the beach... and tore that pussy up! She tried getting all chatty with me. Says she wants to start dating and stuff, and keep fuckin. hahahaha.
I don't know shes a stripper for gods sake! Plus I got a girl, we aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet but we are together and I really like her. She will never know what I die haha.
What do you all think??? Go back and screw the stripper again, or just leave it? Either way
I can still knock it off my things to due before I did list. BANG A STRIPPER<< a fine one.
She had a fat ass, big tits, and the most beautiful pussy.
I hope I didn't catch any STDS lol, not really funny, but we'll find out after I get tested
 
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did you bareback it?
just think if you tapped it out that easy how many other dudes have as well...herpes and aids fun times!
 
pimpski7 said:
I got talked into going to the strip club with my buds. It was the second best in my area. Really beautiful woman dancing. I don't typically by lap dances, but when I have a couple drinks I due tend to start throwing some money. I do not make it rain though! haha
Well... I was just chillin when I think the finest one of all who I had been eyeballin all night came up to me.
I felt her up hard, and she liked. We talked... I told her she should be dancing in Vegas. After that it was a wrap. I bought one lap dance, and got four for free. I told her I want to fuck her tonight. She said she wanted to fuck too.
Dudes in the club were mad as hell!
I thought she was gonna bail on me like strippers tend to do, but she had to get her drugs haha, she does roxies and probably everything else, fuck it...
She finally hits me up. I almost said forget it.

Took her ass to the beach... and tore that pussy up! She tried getting all chatty with me. Says she wants to start dating and stuff, and keep fuckin. hahahaha.
I don't know shes a stripper for gods sake! Plus I got a girl, we aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet but we are together and I really like her. She will never know what I die haha.
What do you all think??? Go back and screw the stripper again, or just leave it? Either way
I can still knock it off my things to due before I did list. BANG A STRIPPER<< a fine one.
She had a fat ass, big tits, and the most beautiful pussy.
I hope I didn't catch any STDS lol, not really funny, but we'll find out after I get tested
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Aids can lay doemant for years dumbass, good thing for you that you didn't get the pussy
 
The kind of story I like to hear! Too bad your girl is going to know all about it as soon as her snatch starts growing all kinds of stinky mold and fungus you transmitted to her.

Bad move dude.

How much did you pay her? Come on, tell the truth.
 
pimpski7 said:
I got talked into going to the strip club with my buds. It was the second best in my area. Really beautiful woman dancing. I don't typically by lap dances, but when I have a couple drinks I due tend to start throwing some money. I do not make it rain though! haha
Well... I was just chillin when I think the finest one of all who I had been eyeballin all night came up to me.
I felt her up hard, and she liked. We talked... I told her she should be dancing in Vegas. After that it was a wrap. I bought one lap dance, and got four for free. I told her I want to fuck her tonight. She said she wanted to fuck too.
Dudes in the club were mad as hell!
I thought she was gonna bail on me like strippers tend to do, but she had to get her drugs haha, she does roxies and probably everything else, fuck it...
She finally hits me up. I almost said forget it.

Took her ass to the beach... and tore that pussy up! She tried getting all chatty with me. Says she wants to start dating and stuff, and keep fuckin. hahahaha.
I don't know shes a stripper for gods sake! Plus I got a girl, we aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet but we are together and I really like her. She will never know what I die haha.
What do you all think??? Go back and screw the stripper again, or just leave it? Either way
I can still knock it off my things to due before I did list. BANG A STRIPPER<< a fine one.
She had a fat ass, big tits, and the most beautiful pussy.
I hope I didn't catch any STDS lol, not really funny, but we'll find out after I get tested
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*buy
 
pimpski7 said:
I got talked into going to the strip club with my buds. It was the second best in my area. Really beautiful woman dancing. I don't typically by lap dances, but when I have a couple drinks I due tend to start throwing some money. I do not make it rain though! haha
Well... I was just chillin when I think the finest one of all who I had been eyeballin all night came up to me.
I felt her up hard, and she liked. We talked... I told her she should be dancing in Vegas. After that it was a wrap. I bought one lap dance, and got four for free. I told her I want to fuck her tonight. She said she wanted to fuck too.
Dudes in the club were mad as hell!
I thought she was gonna bail on me like strippers tend to do, but she had to get her drugs haha, she does roxies and probably everything else, fuck it...
She finally hits me up. I almost said forget it.

Took her ass to the beach... and tore that pussy up! She tried getting all chatty with me. Says she wants to start dating and stuff, and keep fuckin. hahahaha.
I don't know shes a stripper for gods sake! Plus I got a girl, we aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet but we are together and I really like her. She will never know what I die haha.
What do you all think??? Go back and screw the stripper again, or just leave it? Either way
I can still knock it off my things to due before I did list. BANG A STRIPPER<< a fine one.
She had a fat ass, big tits, and the most beautiful pussy.
I hope I didn't catch any STDS lol, not really funny, but we'll find out after I get tested
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*do

*die
 
Lolz @ Digi
 
SpyWizard said:
you know you aren't suppose to eat that shit right??
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I went down on a stripper once and I came up with a piece of corn in my mouf

I blew it off and went back down then I came up with a piece of potato in my mouf

I asked, "honey, are you sick?"

She said, "no, butt the guy that was down there before you was."
 
PICK3 said:
I went down on a stripper once and I came up with a piece of corn in my mouf

I blew it off and went back down then I came up with a piece of potato in my mouf

I asked, "honey, are you sick?"

She said, "no, butt the guy that was down there before you was."
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lmao
 
Seriously?? Are you a fucking english major or something?
And fuck yea fucker her. She was one of the sexiest ones in there. Stuck my finger her ass and everything.
Fuck my girl, she don't give me enough attention anyways.
And yes I wrapped, and yes I ate her fuckin pussy. It was good too!!!!!
Keep hating you non pussy getting mother fuckers!
 
pimpski7 said:
Seriously?? Are you a fucking english major or something?
And fuck yea fucker her. She was one of the sexiest ones in there. Stuck my finger her ass and everything.
Fuck my girl, she don't give me enough attention anyways.
And yes I wrapped, and yes I ate her fuckin pussy. It was good too!!!!!
Keep hating you non pussy getting mother fuckers!
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relax bro, this is C&C you are gonna get this sorta response.
roll with the punches and don't get mad...btw most of us get plenty of pussy you are not special
 
pimpski7 said:
Seriously?? Are you a fucking english major or something?
And fuck yea fucker her. She was one of the sexiest ones in there. Stuck my finger her ass and everything.
Fuck my girl, she don't give me enough attention anyways.
And yes I wrapped, and yes I ate her fuckin pussy. It was good too!!!!!
Keep hating you non pussy getting mother fuckers!
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n1c6dz.jpg
 
pimpski7 said:
I got talked into going to the strip club with my buds. It was the second best in my area. Really beautiful woman dancing. I don't typically by lap dances, but when I have a couple drinks I due tend to start throwing some money. I do not make it rain though! haha
Well... I was just chillin when I think the finest one of all who I had been eyeballin all night came up to me.
I felt her up hard, and she liked. We talked... I told her she should be dancing in Vegas. After that it was a wrap. I bought one lap dance, and got four for free. I told her I want to fuck her tonight. She said she wanted to fuck too.
Dudes in the club were mad as hell!
I thought she was gonna bail on me like strippers tend to do, but she had to get her drugs haha, she does roxies and probably everything else, fuck it...
She finally hits me up. I almost said forget it.

Took her ass to the beach... and tore that pussy up! She tried getting all chatty with me. Says she wants to start dating and stuff, and keep fuckin. hahahaha.
I don't know shes a stripper for gods sake! Plus I got a girl, we aren't boyfriend and girlfriend yet but we are together and I really like her. She will never know what I die haha.
What do you all think??? Go back and screw the stripper again, or just leave it? Either way
I can still knock it off my things to due before I did list. BANG A STRIPPER<< a fine one.
She had a fat ass, big tits, and the most beautiful pussy.
I hope I didn't catch any STDS lol, not really funny, but we'll find out after I get tested
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Thats a good dream dude. If not your just an immature guy.

1. Every guy that goes to the club fucks a stripper atleast once in their life. I've fucked atleast 8. But I don't brag about it. Why? Because they're whores. You think you were her first? Nope. Just the one for the night.

2. You got a girl? Doubt that too. If you did and you cared about her like you say you wouldn't have banged some random druggy.

Peace
 
pimpski7 said:
Seriously?? Are you a fucking english major or something?
And fuck yea fucker her. She was one of the sexiest ones in there. Stuck my finger her ass and everything.
Fuck my girl, she don't give me enough attention anyways.
And yes I wrapped, and yes I ate her fuckin pussy. It was good too!!!!!
Keep hating you non pussy getting mother fuckers!
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oh good, the ladies say i taste good too....

So i'm glad i didn't spoil the experience for ya..

Remember everything that taste like strawberries isn't good for ya..
 
I unsuccessfully tried to finish myself off in the bathroom of a strip club here in Oceanside. Damn marines kept walking in...
 
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