I think we got it backwards.

[onerepmaximum]

Guys should wash their hands before they piss. Think about it. We take a shower in the morning (hopefully) and put our clothes on. Then we go around picking up dirty things, shaking peoples hands and whatever else we do. When it comes time to take a piss, our C&B is clean and we go and contaminating it with everything that our hands have come in contact with. Therefore, I submit to you, wash your hands before you handle your goods.

 

[sk*]

Dude, stfu.

-sk

 

[onerepmaximum]

Dude, stfu.

-sk

You're not the boss of me.

 

[sk*]

Just wait.

-sk

 

[alien amp pharm]

I use to wash my hands before masturbating. I quit after people starting giving me mean looks whenever I'd shake their hand. Apparently vasoline is frowned upon on the hands.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Just wait.

-sk

Yes, I'll wait. Out of curiosity, what am I waiting for?


In this case, it may be best to wash before and after.


I use to wash my hands before masturbating. I quit after people starting giving me mean looks whenever I'd shake their hand. Apparently vasoline is frowned upon on the hands

 

[gonelifting]

I do both sometimes. Before and after using the restroom. Depending what I`ve been doing beforehand.