I think I really messed up my ex

[ponyfitness]

6 months after the breakup I get a text message at midnight last night:

"You have really fucked up my life."

Of course I'm furious so I called her, she's bawling and hysterical and told me she had a date that night and the guy was back at her place and fell asleep while talking to her (probably while she was giving him head because she sucked at it) and how she doesn't want to be single and she's sorry and blah blah blah.

Hard for me not to bust out laughing but I was a nice guy about it. But now I can do that:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[bw1]

lol @ "she sucked at it"

 

[heavy_duty]

tell her to call me (416) 967-1111

 

[Smurfy]

6 months after the breakup I get a text message at midnight last night:

"You have really fucked up my life."

Of course I'm furious so I called her, she's bawling and hysterical and told me she had a date that night and the guy was back at her place and fell asleep while talking to her (probably while she was giving him head because she sucked at it) and how she doesn't want to be single and she's sorry and blah blah blah.

Hard for me not to bust out laughing but I was a nice guy about it. But now I can do that:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

you got pwned by a text msg

she wanted you to call and you did exactly that, instead of just ignoring it

unless you want to get back together with her then go for it

 

[heavy_duty]

WORD!

WHY did you call her at all?

 

[Raptorex]

she's cheating on you

 

[ortiz34]

Still in High school?

 

[seaking420]

how long did you date her for?

 

[riverrock]

Any port in a storm I suppose! People often do that, they fall back on good old times when the current situation isn't so good. You must be a decent guy if she still calls you up. Maybe she has relaised she had it good when you were together. I once fell asleep with an old GF as I was so fed up of listening to her Bullshit that I drifted off and then fell asleep!

 

[the_clockwork]

hahaha she got you good.. now you are thinking about her and that's why you are posting about her on a steroid chat board.. you miss her and wish she was sucking your dick not some other guys

 

[Smurfy]

hahaha she got you good.. now you are thinking about her and that's why you are posting about her on a steroid chat board.. you miss her and wish she was sucking your dick not some other guys

next he'll be posting pics of the ex

 

[the_clockwork]

next he'll be posting pics of the ex

what a fucking loser!

 

[Smurfy]

what a fucking loser!

agreed!

 

[the_clockwork]

agreed!

lololololo

if you weren't married, I'd hate fuck your tits off

 

[B0ARDIN087]

you guys really are a bunch of cynical assholes here. where did all the good bros go

 

[Smurfy]

lololololo

if you weren't married, I'd hate fuck your tits off

fuck you too!

 

[the_clockwork]

you guys really are a bunch of cynical assholes here. where did all the good bros go

I'm an idealist

 

[B0ARDIN087]

I'm an idealist

someone posts something about their ex and you post saying how they obviously want her back and he fell into her trap and blah blah blah and thats an idealist point of view ?

 

[the_clockwork]

I'm a pragmatic

 

[fistfullofsteel]

useless without pics