I think I found a new hobby

[puddlemonkey]

Biking. That is some fun shit! I've done 30 miles of trails in the last couple days. My poor prostate

It's amazing how far bikes have come. This thing I'm on has razor thin disc brakes and actual shocks. I just wish the seat was a little more comfortable.

 

[puddlemonkey]

This thing I'm on has razor thin disc brakes and actual shocks.

No comments on how much stress they were under either, bunch of fuckin' comedians up in here.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Cancel that new hobby... just found out on-line the bike I'm riding (borrowed) is close to six grand.

And I never even heard of Cannondale, wtf?!??!

 

[shirlene29]

I know theres something hilarious in here about your balls and a bike and limited action/most action ever


but it eludes me at the moment

 

[CajunSaint]

yeah them bikes are really expemsive

 

[bigtravis]

You asking your next door neighbor if the'll watch your cage?

 

[puddlemonkey]

but it eludes me at the moment

That's ok.. It's not your fault, most females are a little slow.

 

[shirlene29]

haha

too funny


I am fond of this cat and would like more backround on the mod that it came from

 

[AztecWarrior]

WTF! Where did you find a bike to hold all 500 pounds of slob at?

 

[AztecWarrior]

haha

too funny


I am fond of this cat and would like more backround on the mod that it came from

I love pussies too.

 

[Whiskey]

backround on the mod that it came from

Oh shit, Jenscats!! I forgot about her.


Get the seat that is kinda in a V shape. Made with two oval cushions. VERY comfortable!! Can't think of it's name for the life of me

Whiskey

 

[puddlemonkey]

haha

too funny


I am fond of this cat and would like more backround on the mod that it came from

Um.... how did you know it came from a mod?




ALTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AztecWarrior]

Um.... how did you know it came from a mod?




ALTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's what I say.

 

[bigtravis]

I think she's wanting to know what ya''ll are going to say bout her not thinkin it's her you're talkin to.

 

[shirlene29]

Um.... how did you know it came from a mod?




ALTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stilleto told me, you think I only talk to you???


pfft times two

 

[Whiskey]

stilleto told me, you think I only talk to you???


pfft times two

Meaning Stilleto is in on it... I smell a conspiracy. Next thing you know George is actually HamsterShaver

Whiskey

 

[shirlene29]

I think she's wanting to know what ya''ll are going to say bout her not thinkin it's her you're talkin to.

yeah, what trav said

 

[puddlemonkey]

yeah, what trav said

Are you sure, he's borderline retarded.

 

[puddlemonkey]

stilleto told me, you think I only talk to you???

No, not this early on in our relationship. I'll slowly remove everyone else in your life though, one by one.


Isn't that how the women do it?

 

[shirlene29]

he did give me more k...making it less likely im going to sleep with you now to address the insomnia

which really puts is at a -.00001% chance now

 

[puddlemonkey]

which really puts is at a -.00001% chance now

So there's still a chance then. Sweet.

 

[ortiz34]

alter pwnt! hahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Smurfy]

i think its cute how Puddles always flirts with the new females

 

[ortiz34]

i think its cute how Puddles always flirts with the new females

It is a riot
seeing as 50% + are probably males

 

[bigtravis]

So there's still a chance then. Sweet.

Prolly not cause my penis is called the "gut ripper"

 

[shirlene29]

dude...Im not a guy or an alter


geez.....buncha paranoid mf up in here


you guys a problem with that much?? mistaking men for women?

 

[needtogetarmy]

dude...Im not a guy or an alter


geez.....buncha paranoid mf up in here


you guys a problem with that much?? mistaking men for women?

Its not that most men here have a problem distinguishing between men and women, they simply don't care when they 'accidentally' find a penis. Many of them find that enjoyable.

Not me though. And I gave you more karma so you can put me a few slots ahead of the douches in this thread.

 

[shirlene29]

\
Not me though. And I gave you more karma so you can put me a few slots ahead of the douches in this thread.

lol

 

[miplank]

lol@that bike costing 12x what your car is worth.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol@that bike costing 12x what your car is worth.

Made in Japan fucker




Lexus FTW!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

i think its cute how Puddles always flirts with the new females

It's part of my plat job description.

 

[ricco561]

Biking. That is some fun shit! I've done 30 miles of trails in the last couple days. My poor prostate

It's amazing how far bikes have come. This thing I'm on has razor thin disc brakes and actual shocks. I just wish the seat was a little more comfortable.

I like your helmet.

 

[miplank]

lol

 

[bigtravis]

dude...Im not a guy or an alter


geez.....buncha paranoid mf up in here


you guys a problem with that much?? mistaking men for women?

I haven't ever said you were an alter. SHIT! Chill.

 

[shirlene29]

I know you didn't
I'm chill


screw paying that much for a bike...

I drive a bmw and have schwinn...under 200 bucks
unless your gonna race with the thing, why would anyone spend that much unless its to fluff their own ego

 

[miplank]

I know you didn't
I'm chill


screw paying that much for a bike...

I drive a bmw and ....unless its to fluff their own ego

is that why you drive a bmw?

 

[shirlene29]

actually because it runs perfect, is comfortable, is a 5 speed,
because I got it for next to nothing because the moron selling it didnt know it needed a 50 dollar part and........... its a very safe car to tote around the kiddies......oh and it gets very good mpg's
plus it has options I like and handles inclement weather well....



so....
next

 

[puddlemonkey]

I drive a bmw

I'm sorry to hear that, how unfortunate.

 

[miplank]

so....
next

and you felt the need to mention it in a thread about bicycles. You lil fluffer you...

 

[shirlene29]

actually it was in reference to.......
buying a bike worth more than your car...
which YOU posted
and well.....to mock puddles glorified toyota

 

[miplank]

actually it was in reference to.......
buying a bike worth more than your car...
which YOU posted
and well.....to mock puddles glorified toyota

yes, in regards to puddles. Not you.



But feel free to make fun of his POS lexus at any time.

 

[puddlemonkey]

...to mock puddles glorified toyota

 

[miplank]

lolol

 

[jnevin]

Someone took a pic of you and your bro on the trail? Sweet!

http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/twinscycle2.jpg

 

[bigtravis]

Someone took a pic of you and your bro on the trail? Sweet!

http://www.lowculture.com/archives/images/twinscycle2.jpg

lol. I remember seeing that pic for the first time at the beach when I was a kid.

 

[puddlemonkey]

you guys are just jealous I live a active lifestyle while you fat losers regurgitate your food just to taste it again

 

[shirlene29]

well I'm deffinately not jealous of your car

 

[puddlemonkey]

well I'm deffinately not jealous of your car

Well I'm definitely not jealous of your spelling.

 

[shirlene29]

lol @ the de-evolving to the spelling police

haha

 

[SouthernLord]

Puds watch this guy. He's a ripper.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Puds watch this guy. He's a ripper.

I can't deal with that atrocious song.

 

[SouthernLord]

I can't deal with that atrocious song.

That's my favoritest song ever.

I'm going to see gwar in october

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm going to see gwar in october

lol you tool

 

[inkspot]

Puds watch this guy. He's a ripper.

awesome video. The circle off the tree was very cool. I'd like to see him in x-games.

 

[inkspot]

Cancel that new hobby... just found out on-line the bike I'm riding (borrowed) is close to six grand.

And I never even heard of Cannondale, wtf?!??!

where's dial tone? Puddles if you ever want to spend $6,000 on a bike, may I suggest a dirt bike? very very fun

 

[puddlemonkey]

where's dial tone? Puddles if you ever want to spend $6,000 on a bike, may I suggest a dirt bike? very very fun

dirt bike, like motorcycle? owned multiple in the past, 3 or 4. those were good times!

 

[puddlemonkey]

I am now the owner of a new (used) bike, the ugliest helmet ever made, and some biking gloves. I have officially become what I laughed at for years.

 

[puddlemonkey]

btw, just got back from riding about 30 minutes ago.



me > you

 

[iggy]

been cycling for cardio a ton puddles. it's quite fun.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Expensive hobby if you're gonna do it right.

 

[chris302001]

I am now the owner of a new (used) bike, the ugliest helmet ever made, and some biking gloves. I have officially become what I laughed at for years.

 

[binö]

Cancel that new hobby... just found out on-line the bike I'm riding (borrowed) is close to six grand.
And I never even heard of Cannondale, wtf?!??!

you could easily spend double that plus a few grand for the absolute highest end.
hydralic brakes too!!

 

[Strongbow]

I think I found you a new Hobby Puddles!!!!

 

[EnderJE]

you could easily spend double that plus a few grand for the absolute highest end.
hydralic brakes too!!

for a bike? wow

 

[puddlemonkey]

you could easily spend double that plus a few grand for the absolute highest end.
hydralic brakes too!!

Mine does have hydraulic brakes!!! I guess the gears alone on this bike were $400 when new.

 

[Whiskey]

THAT was one badass video!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think that there was only one thing in there that i'd even think about trying... even then i'd only try it going into a foam pit.

F'n insane.... his knees will be shot in a couple of years unfortunately

Whiskey