I think I almost broke my toe.

[from zero]

Yeah. I was running up my steps, and me, being the jackass that I am, neglect to recognize the top step, and stub my toe on it. Really hard. I was seriously running like 60 mph. It was unreal. Anyway, it bled and now it's bruised on the knuckle and under the nail, which fucking hurts. And I walk like a weirdo.

I'm an idiot.

 

[PoyeBoy]

had that happen, I went to jump kick my brother and hit the wall, my toenail actually split in 2, it fell off after a while, I had to go see a doc and get the puss drained out

 

[lucidblue]

I broke my toe in 2nd or 3rd grade... was pissed of and kicked a door. It really hurt and there is nothing you can do for it. Hope you feel better... gotta watch those stairs.

 

[longarms]

I've broken both of my big toes before
Once on a diving board,
Once showing off, kicking a door frame. That showing off thing will get you every time.

That really hurt!!

I feel for you, man

 

[WarriorPL]

first you mess up your finger... now youre toe.

Youre a walking disaster bor.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Just sprained my big toe last week.Caught it on an uneven surface and folded it all the way under till I heard a loud pop.The whole upper part of my foot towards my toes turned black and blue.Fun.

 

[jerkbox]

when we squattin toe-boy?

 

[PHATchik]

The closest I ever came to breaking my toe was this summer when I accidentally kicked a dumbbell. It wasn't one of my best moments. The scene afterwards wasn't either.

 

[c-sharp minor]

WTF?!

Everyone have the same accident in the last week?

Last Friday I was carrying a barbell with a plate on each side and racking it, when I smashed my toe into another barbell sitting on the floor.

I thought I had broken it, (still not too sure about that). It was black for almost a week.

Still hurts though, especially when trying any form of calf raise.

 

[Seashell]

From Zero: You're having a lot of foot issues lately! LOL @ you walking like a weirdo..

PoyeBoy: LMAO ..the vision of you jump-kicking your brother is killing me!!

PHATchick: I sense a story here..please share. How did you kick the dumbbell and what happened afterwards?

 

[AAP]

sounds like you and huck will be walking around with black toenails for awhile.

do us all a favor and don't be wearing no flip flops or sandals outside and grossing us out with ya'lls busted up shit.

I hate going somewhere and seeing fucked up nasty toenails.

 

[PHATchik]

From Zero: You're having a lot of foot issues lately! LOL @ you walking like a weirdo..

PoyeBoy: LMAO ..the vision of you jump-kicking your brother is killing me!!

PHATchick: I sense a story here..please share. How did you kick the dumbbell and what happened afterwards?

Actually, I still haven't figured out how I kicked the damn thing. And the scene afterward was actually me jumping around the house on one foot, cursing and saying a few other choice things while my toe swelled and ached. The next day I managed to limp around pretty well. The fact that I had to wear heels didn't help.

 

[Seashell]

do us all a favor and don't be wearing no flip flops or sandals outside and grossing us out with ya'lls busted up shit.

I hate going somewhere and seeing fucked up nasty toenails.

Bwahah! My aunt does that, and it freaks me out! She mowed off the top of her big toe with the lawn mower and insists on wearing sandals all summer. Nobody wants to see your half-toe, come on!!

 

[Imakarum_Mirabilis]

Almost doesn't cut it. Come back when you actually break it. This was a huge let-down.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Almost doesn't cut it. Come back when you actually break it. This was a huge let-down.

That's what I'm saying. Where any bones sticking out? Try harder next time.

 

[from zero]

first you mess up your finger... now youre toe.

Youre a walking disaster bor.

What the ...

Finger? What the hell did I do to my finger? Are you high?

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

WTF?!

Everyone have the same accident in the last week?

It's a biblical prophecy,alongside the animal attacks.

 

[hardrock]

Try harder next time.

 

[Code]

I almost broke every bone in my body last night.