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SPLAT WALK MODEL FALLS FROM RV ONTO HIGHWAY IN BROOKLYN




May 10, 2006 -- A beautiful high-fashion model apparently took a wrong turn inside her trailer's bathroom as the RV rumbled along a Brooklyn highway yesterday - and opened up a door that dumped her onto the highway. Leggy Russian head-turner Tatyana Simanava, 21, suffered a possible broken shoulder and wrist, as well as cuts and bruises, when she took the terrifying tumble from the motor home. It was traveling 50 mph along the busy Gowanus Expressway near 76th Street around 11:50 a.m., police said.

The frantic driver of the vehicle - a 1982, black, souped-up coach sporting dark tinted windows - spotted the model in his side-view mirror as she fell out and immediately pulled over, cops said.

Simanava landed in the left lane, which the RV had been traveling in - and miraculously wasn't hit by another vehicle.

She was rushed to Lutheran Hospital, where she was expected to at least spend the night for treatment, sources said.

The Next agency model - whose sultry blond, blue-eyed looks have been routinely featured in everything from demure bridal to saucy lingerie ads - was apparently on the job for a shoot when the freak nightmare accident occurred.

She told highway cops that she had gone inside the bathroom in the RV, and when she tried to exit minutes later, she apparently picked the wrong one of two doors that led from it, a police source said.

Instead of opening the one she had entered from, she turned the knob on the one that led to the road.


Reps with her modeling agency said no one was available for comment.

Simanava is listed on the Web as being a 5-foot-10, size-8 model with measurements of 32-24-35 who has been featured in ads for everyone from Alysi to Velesca to David's Bridal.

Her credits also include one bit-part acting stint - as a model - in the comic French flick "Absolument fabuleux" ("Absolutely Fabulous"), about the extravagant life of two over-the-top models in Paris.

Police said the RV belongs to DBL Leasing of Scottsdale, Ariz. The firm was unreachable last night.

The coach bore the name On Time Elite, a local company that, according to its Web site, rents out vehicles for produc tions and other events. Several employees refused to talk about the incident.

"Our thoughts and prayers are with the injured party," one woman said before hanging up.

Worried friends and handlers of the statuesque stunner kept vigil at the hospital through the day.

A New York photographer who has worked with Simanava called her "very sweet, very professional, very courteous."

"I've worked with some models who get a little nuts and get caught up in the city's nightlife, and I didn't see that with her at all," said fashion shutterbug Eric Striffler.

"She's fantastic, a great model. Very attractive and sexy in front of the camera.

"I'm very sorry to hear this news. It puts her career on hold for a while, unfortunately."

nypost.com
 
it would be very very wrong of me to wonder if she peed all over herself when she hit the road, since she obviously had to pee.

i feel bad for the poor girl though, whether she peed on herself or not.
 
nycgirl said:
I think I am more shocked at Velvett reading the New York Post.


HAHHAAHA

I got it in my email.
You are a smart cookie - ;)


I thought it supported my realization that the masses are just well - completely without sense.

I mean - how do you forget what door you came into???
And being that it had an exit from the bathroom to the outside wouldn't the door be slightly different. Like with a window??? And a different lock?

How do you forget what door you came in?

How do you open a door and not notice MOVING ASPHALT?


Anywhooo.
It was amusing to me.
And clearly it was only to me.
Ah well.
 
Angel said:
yes, i cannot deny it any longer!
you're chubby? i thought you only had huge feet? or was that someone else? or are there more than one of you? that's kind of scary, having to worry about being stuck by more than 1 size 13 1/2 high heel.........
 
velvett said:
HAHHAAHA

Anywhooo.
It was amusing to me.
And clearly it was only to me.
Ah well.

Reading "Gowanus Expressway" brought a tear to my eye. An Angel must have been riding on the top of that RV, she's one lucky chica.
 
HumanTarget said:
you're chubby? i thought you only had huge feet? or was that someone else? or are there more than one of you? that's kind of scary, having to worry about being stuck by more than 1 size 13 1/2 high heel.........
I think you are mistaking me for some one else. My feet are 6's.
 
velvett said:
:FRlol:

At the men that are so easily led by beauty....

If she were ugly - she'd be a stupid bitch.

AND, she was probably in there on the phone with her boyfriend back home telling him how much she loves him. While he's working hard earning a dollar, she's being a model and banging every rich dude in Manhattan. :rolleyes:
 
nycgirl said:
Reading "Gowanus Expressway" brought a tear to my eye. An Angel must have been riding on the top of that RV, she's one lucky chica.

She is lucky.
I still have no idea how she could have not heard nor seen the highway before stepping forward.
Unless she was cracked out her mind.
 
HumanTarget said:
you must constantly be tripping people.


pretty much. plus myself. i trip over my own feet all the time. its very graceful.

steep stairs are a problem. most of my foot does't fit on them.
 
stilleto said:
pretty much. plus myself. i trip over my own feet all the time. its very graceful.

steep stairs are a problem. most of my foot does't fit on them.
i nicknamed my ex's friend "Stumbles". that was cuz she was a drunkard. i now bestow this most eloquent of names unto you. Mr./Mrs/Ms. Stilleto Stumbles.
 
HumanTarget said:
i nicknamed my ex's friend "Stumbles". that was cuz she was a drunkard. i now bestow this most eloquent of names unto you. Mr./Mrs/Ms. Stilleto Stumbles.


thank you.
i'm honored. now lets get back to the stupid model who pissed on herself as she splattered onto the expressway. :)
 
stilleto said:
thank you.
i'm honored. now lets get back to the stupid model who pissed on herself as she splattered onto the expressway. :)
i wonder if she tripped because of her huge, akward feet....
 
HumanTarget said:
i wonder if she tripped because of her huge, akward feet....

uh oh. i hadn't thought of that. although luckily for me, huge awkward feet does not equate to the inability to discern the difference between the OUTSIDE door and the BATHROOM. lol
 
stilleto said:
uh oh. i hadn't thought of that. although luckily for me, huge awkward feet does not equate to the inability to discern the difference between the OUTSIDE door and the BATHROOM. lol
uh, she probably had a lot on her mind. like how to solve world hunger or how many orphan african babies she could adopt. your so shallow.
 
velvett said:
:FRlol:

At the men that are so easily led by beauty....

If she were ugly - she'd be a stupid bitch.
Yes, and the surface of the sun is warm too.
 
stilleto said:
uh oh. i hadn't thought of that. although luckily for me, huge awkward feet does not equate to the inability to discern the difference between the OUTSIDE door and the BATHROOM. lol
i bet you could kick a soccer ball like a mile.....
 
Mr. dB said:
So was she in an RV or a trailer? Isn't it illegal to ride in a trailer?

The Coach is her RV - the Rv is her Trailer (like movie trailer) - well, that's how I understand it.

I could be worng
 
velvett said:
HAHHAAHA

I got it in my email.
You are a smart cookie - ;)


I thought it supported my realization that the masses are just well - completely without sense.

I mean - how do you forget what door you came into???
And being that it had an exit from the bathroom to the outside wouldn't the door be slightly different. Like with a window??? And a different lock?

How do you forget what door you came in?

How do you open a door and not notice MOVING ASPHALT?


Anywhooo.
It was amusing to me.
And clearly it was only to me.
Ah well.


The answer is simple really. If you dont eat your brain doesn't function. Your cognitive processes are improper and it is EASY to make such a mistake. Very sad.
 
Regardless of what happened, thank goodness she will be okay. That is awful.
 
HumanTarget said:
i hope anyone that is goodlooking is ok if they get hurt.
That's what us ugly people are for. To let them fall on us, when they are blinded by their own beuty. Someone wasn't doing their job. I bet an ugly 350lb guy named Norman gets charged.
 
Some days I check into EF and realize that us posters have some extremely serious need to waste time.

Actually..I think rest and doing nothing are essential to recharge batteries.
 
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