I met people from Wisconsin today, first Wisconsinerites I ever done met

[swole]

when i visit WI for work i am floored by how hospitable and friendly the people are

buncha dorothy and jim types tho

 

[calveless wonder]

I have a friend from milwaukee....he's actually pakistani, oddly enough. cool dude

only other person i met from wisconsin was this chick i picked up in the hospital.
it was after i gotten sucker punched in newark by some 250 lb black guy who stole my cell phone. split open my forehead with his ring
they had me in the waiting area and i was drenched in blood, in a white t shirt that was half red. everyone was staring at me and had that look of "why hasn't this guy seen a doctor yet?".

so im walking to the bathroom, still waiting and i made eye contact with this hot ass blonde cornfed white girl, and she goes "oh my god,are you ok?". I was like "no, but i look tough don't I?" just joking around. she was waiting for her friend who broke her leg.
we start chatting it up, hit it off...turns out she was super religious girl who never had sex before and just moved to NY. I got her number, hung out once and gave up when i knew she was married to jesus. really nice person, but god damn. what a waste of super grade a tang

 

[Mr. dB]

then you haven't heard a yooper accent
hansel talks like he has a yooper cack in his mouth lol

Isn't it kind of the same thing? Sort of like a really obnoxious rural Canadian?

 

[samoth]

WI may have the most annoying accent out of all the regional accents in America.

Dude, Wisconsin people don't have an accent, hth.

 

[heatherrae]

My ex-hubby moved to Wisconsin. He said everyone really does love cheese. That everyone rents instead of buying houses because the property taxes are ridiculous. He also said that he didn't see any women as pretty as me. lol. That is why I loved my ex-hubby. He always knew the lies that I wanted to hear.

 

[Gambino]

Isn't it kind of the same thing? Sort of like a really obnoxious rural Canadian?

more pronounced the farther you get north
don't really notice it in WI
maybe cause i talk like that too

 

[samoth]

more pronounced the farther you get north
don't really notice it in WI
maybe cause i talk like that too

Northern Wisconsin ≈ Canada.

 

[calveless wonder]

Northern Wisconsin ≈ Canada.

wiscaaaaaaaansen.

kinda like minnesota.

they should just merge with canada and get it over with.

then the IQ of the US as a whole can go up

 

[Mr. dB]

more pronounced the farther you get north
don't really notice it in WI
maybe cause i talk like that too

An Italian with a northern midwest accent? That's gotta be hilarious. I wanna hear you say "mozzerella" or "capicola".

 

[calveless wonder]

An Italian with a northern midwest accent? That's gotta be hilarious. I wanna hear you say "mozzerella" or "capicola".

i think he's only part italian and northern at that.

that's not real italian lol