i lost my keys.

[Grumpy Old Man]

they are not in my hand.
or in my bed.
or on my belt.

where are they???????????????????


i'm going to go start all over.

I think I must have picked them up accidentally. Do you have my reading glasses? I can't find your keys or my keys.

 

[gonelifting]

The kid!

Kill him, then ask questions.

 

[stilleto]

The kid!

Kill him, then ask questions.

oh, don't worry, i called both of my boys in school this morning, "where the hell did you put my keys????"

they were both like "huh?"

oh. right. play innocent.

 

[thedreamthief]

check your car trunk

 

[jh1]

Check that giagantic Vagina of yours...

You might end up fishing out Ricky Smith's class ring too.. fugger has been looking for that since 'that' day...

 

[stilleto]

check your car trunk

i just checked my whole truck for the third time.

and the dishwasher, the pot of soup i made yesterday, my underwear drawer, and the dog's beds.

 

[Dial_tone]

They got lost inside your cleavage...along with Rodney Allen Rippy

 

[blueta2]

<<<putting on the nylon gloves>>>> Ok bend over, I'll look!

Maybe the girl who hogs your desk??!

 

[Smurfy]

what about between your truck and your house? you had to have the keys in order to even get home from shopping right? somehere outside perhaps? in a bush? under the front mat? sorry if this was already mentioned I didnt read every single post - i get impatient.

 

[stilleto]

<<<putting on the nylon gloves>>>> Ok bend over, I'll look!

Maybe the girl who hogs your desk??!

oh, i got that girl out of my office fast. told her she has to find another computer to use. she went out to this spare computer we have in our department, then came back to me and said whoever was using it last didn't log off.

"ok," i said.

"what should I do?" she asks.

how the hell should i know? go home? she's not even in marketing. go bother sales. they have nothing better to do.