I like to blast floating toilet paper with my urine stream

[Lumbuss]

bro, i caught a spider in my room last night, so i just dropped him in the comode. then i pissed on him with my laser, he was hard as a bitch to hit though, everytime i would nail him he would go flying across the water. one time he got stuck by the edge and i tried to still him and knock him back towards the middle, but i ended up hitting the seat (i left it down).

the no wiper is cool, but i hate it when i take a dirty one, and i have to use a whole roll to wipe my ass, then that shit gets all stuck in my ass hairs too, and i end up with dingleberry's and skids in my britches.

 

[Crazier]

Excellent post Lumbuss... true all that SHIT!!!


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[polarpixie]

Go Go
Go Johnny Go
Go Go
Johnny BE Good

 

[ajc]

lol, that's so funny you posted that! That is for sure the shit, or the not shit, yeah it's cool.

Hell yeah. If George came out with a "No Wiper" pill, I'd buy it.