i have the houseguest from hell.

[stilleto]

She's a relative who's apartment flooded and she asked if she could stay in my guest room until she finds an apartment.

sure. of course. you're Family.

So she's moved in. my guestroom is packed with her stuff. my guest bathroom is packed with her stuff. I have a storage unit that I was going to close, but now that is filled with her stuff too (at $117 a month).

Its been almost 3 weeks and she has not looked at one apartment yet.

In the meantime, she's eating mostly her own groceries, which are packed into my cabinets and refridgerator so i have half the room i had before.

but she is using my pots and pans. my plastic containers, my olive oil, butter, milk. and not replacing them.
So i went to get some peanut butter yesterday and the jar was almost empty, with spoon-like looking scoops removed (she's probably a double dipper). That was MY peanut butter. She opened it, then ate the whole thing.

When she left for work the other day, she said, "oh, btw... i clogged the toilet. sorry."

She takes 20 minute long showers. she uses my washer and dryer (like i needed someone else using it more than me), she parks in my spot, she leaves lights on whereever she goes, doors open, half filled cups of water everywhere...

and this morning i went to get a stamp, and she's been using my stamps so i had ONE left.

wtf?

 

[redguru]

I can get rid of her for a small fee. Do you want Polaroids?

 

[SoKlueles]

omg it so never works out when 2 households live together
i so know what your going thru

 

[jh1]

Is she hot?

Pics!

 

[stilleto]

Is she hot?

Pics!

butterface.

in another week i'm going to tell her that she will need to pay for the storage unit if she is going to stay, because otherwise i'd close it.

and i might tell her that she has to chip in for the phone bill (she's using my phone and her internet connection is dialup...)

and i'm about to hint that i have friends that can't come because she's in my guest room.

 

[alien amp pharm]

douple dipper *cringes*

 

[jh1]

butterface.

in another week i'm going to tell her that she will need to pay for the storage unit if she is going to stay, because otherwise i'd close it.

and i might tell her that she has to chip in for the phone bill (she's using my phone and her internet connection is dialup...)

and i'm about to hint that i have friends that can't come because she's in my guest room.

Dialup? What?

Why isn't she just using the internet that you are?

 

[Cutiebaby]

Unleash an ant farm in her room, then tell her that she needs to go stay in a hotel because you have to have people come in to exterminate the ant issue!
Pain in the ass,yes..
Get rid of guest, definitaly!!!!
Do it.

 

[WODIN]

I can get rid of her for a small fee. Do you want Polaroids?

LMAO!!

 

[WODIN]

Give her a move out date. Now or you are so going to regret a lot of this.

 

[redguru]

Dialup? What?

Why isn't she just using the internet that you are?

Why not, I'm sure she's on an unsecured wireless router. After all, I am using Stillaho's connection.

BTW, wep-shared 128-bit with MAC filtering as well.

 

[rnch]

"family" can often be the worst houseguests.

my last house was 3 bedrooms..this one is 2 bedrooms....my next home will be a 1 bedroom condo with a small sofa. if they have to sleep on a ceramic tile floor they won't stay too long.

 

[bigmann245]

lol @ poloroids... what age are you living in?

 

[redguru]

lol @ poloroids... what age are you living in?

Digitals leave a trace record of the incident. Polaroids are an invaluable tool. Once they are destroyed the evidence is gone forever.

 

[jh1]

Why not, I'm sure she's on an unsecured wireless router. After all, I am using Stillaho's connection.

BTW, wep-shared 128-bit with MAC filtering as well.

I will pwn your WEP router and everything behind it.

MAC filtering is a joke. I can clone your MAC.

I leave my wireless wide open, I simply use a VPN client to connect from any wireless devices back to the wireless gateway... I realize that is not realistic for everyone... but @ corporations there is no excuse to rely on WEP/WPA or any crap-ola like that.

 

[rnch]

in '84, when new orleans had the ill-fated worlds fair here, some shirt tail relatives from northern california dropped in on us (my parents and me). i had no idea what they looked like, my parents had seen them twice since i was conceived.

we gave them a key to the front door, stocked the fridge with cold cuts and cold, greasy popeye's fried chicken, gave them a roadmap and said "enjoy!" and went on with our usual routines.

 

[redguru]

I will pwn your WEP router and everything behind it.

MAC filtering is a joke. I can clone your MAC.

I leave my wireless wide open, I simply use a VPN client to connect from any wireless devices back to the wireless gateway... I realize that is not realistic for everyone... but @ corporations there is no excuse to rely on WEP/WPA or any crap-ola like that.

Ok, I know there are only 17M possibilities for MAc addys but how long does it take you to find the shared random 128 bit key through brute force?

 

[jh1]

Ok, how long does it take you to find the shared random 128 bit key through brute force?

I haven't done it it over 18 months, but prolly no more than 45 minutes now-a-days...

It's all good for playing intertubes @ home - but it makes me cringe when I have clients that used it in environments that housed / transported sensitive data.

 

[redguru]

I haven't done it it over 18 months, but prolly no more than 45 minutes now-a-days...

It's all good for playing intertubes @ home - but it makes me cringe when I have clients that used it in environments that housed / transported sensitive data.

Agreed, I doubt a kid driving around my neighborhood is going to attempt to use my cable connection. But jumping on a nice T3 connection at some major corp would be nice.

 

[jh1]

Agreed, I doubt a kid driving around my neighborhood is going to attempt to use my cable connection. But jumping on a nice T3 connection at some major corp would be nice.

Eh... you'd be suprised who would screw with your connection and even your computers if they could. These are freely available tools out there.

Anyway... from my house I can see 10 wireless networks. That's with no special antennas. I have heard of Jack-Legged 'hackers' putting up some serious antenna arrays on their roofs and picking up 100's in a neighboorhood.

They have all day and night.. they never move... they are bored.. they most likely don't have g/fs. You get the idea.



As far as the Corp... although they don't want peeps jumping on their nets to use the itnernet, they really are scared of what they do to their network.. not just some piggy backing incident.


I think we've hijacked Stillet's thread. I expect bannage.

 

[stilleto]

Dialup? What?

Why isn't she just using the internet that you are?

she doesn't have wireless.

double dipping in my peanut butter is unforgiveable.

 

[pintoca]

Ok, I know there are only 17M possibilities for MAc addys but how long does it take you to find the shared random 128 bit key through brute force?

If you think anything but AES is good enough, I'm only going to say one thing...

Initialization Vector

 

[digimon7068]

i'm tellin' ya. . .we should hook her up with my high-maintenance doctor friend. . .they're a perfect match. . .

 

[jackangel]

"I must admit on some occasions I went out like a punk
and a chump or a sucka or something to that effect
Respect I usedto never get when all I got was upset
when niggas use to be like 'What's up fool!' and tried
to seat a nigga like the Lip for no reason at all I can
recall crip niggas throwin' c in my face down the hall
I'm kickin' it in the back of the school eatin' chicken at"

 

[stilleto]

i'm tellin' ya. . .we should hook her up with my high-maintenance doctor friend. . .they're a perfect match. . .

she doesn't believe in "western medicine".

(i'm sure she doesn't know WHY she doesn't believe in it, but she doesn't.)

 

[pintoca]

she doesn't believe in "western medicine".

(i'm sure she doesn't know WHY she doesn't believe in it, but she doesn't.)

so she a bareback sexseteer?

 

[jackangel]

she doesn't believe in "western medicine".

(i'm sure she doesn't know WHY she doesn't believe in it, but she doesn't.)

damn right. the other day, i passed a hospital. i thought to myself, "not real."

 

[stilleto]

so she a bareback sexseteer?

she is not into that either.

 

[pintoca]

her loss then

 

[stilleto]

i now never have ANY 'alone time' in my house, can't use one of my bathrooms, and can't have any guests over.

i'm trying to hint to her that i have friends i'd like to stay with me...

 

[feisty11975]

oh hun...I know exactly what you mean. I currently have a houseguest from hell also. It's my bf's uncle...hes in the middle of a huge ass lawsuit and he thinks hes being watched. He asked if he could come stay with us for about 3 weeks till his court date...that was 3 months ago. Today, I am going home, packing his stuff and bringing him home. He just does not know it yet. I am tired. I want my house back. He used to help...mop, take garbage out, etc...now, he just sits on MY sofa, watches MY tv, pays NO bills, eats (no money given for food). I have had it!!!!

 

[jerkbox]

are there stairs in your house?

kick her down them.

 

[jackangel]

are you starting to resent the husband any more because of this?

if so, i'll be right over.

 

[stilleto]

oh hun...I know exactly what you mean. I currently have a houseguest from hell also. It's my bf's uncle...hes in the middle of a huge ass lawsuit and he thinks hes being watched. He asked if he could come stay with us for about 3 weeks till his court date...that was 3 months ago. Today, I am going home, packing his stuff and bringing him home. He just does not know it yet. I am tired. I want my house back. He used to help...mop, take garbage out, etc...now, he just sits on MY sofa, watches MY tv, pays NO bills, eats (no money given for food). I have had it!!!!

omg, they are the same.

my Houseguest helped for the first week too. not much, but she swept or cleaned the table.
Now... nothing. i'm trying to make things uncomfortable for her now, but she doesn't seem bothered.

 

[stilleto]

are you starting to resent the husband any more because of this?

if so, i'll be right over.

LOL..
no... he asked me first and I said it was fine that she stays.
i just didn't think it was going to be for weeks/months.

 

[digimon7068]

she doesn't believe in "western medicine".

(i'm sure she doesn't know WHY she doesn't believe in it, but she doesn't.)

she believes in money, though, right??

 

[feisty11975]

omg, they are the same.

my Houseguest helped for the first week too. not much, but she swept or cleaned the table.
Now... nothing. i'm trying to make things uncomfortable for her now, but she doesn't seem bothered.

For the past few weeks, I've been the biggest bitch in the world. I make really rude comments about me having to do this and that, saying "Am I the only one who lives here?" Just really mean remarks and nothing, nadda. I am fucking sick and tired of it. I think I popped a blood vessel in my head last night cause I was sooo damn mad. I was not home all weekend long. Come home to dishes in the sink, garbage can over flowing, my dogs-outside WTF?? This is their house not yours you lazy son of a bitch. Can you tell I'm frustrated?

 

[stilleto]

she believes in money, though, right??

oh yes. she wants really nice things and doesn't want to worry about money or the cost of things, but doesn't believe in "corporate america" and has never had a boyfriend (she's 32 i think), so finding a wealthy husband isn't really in her plans either.

 

[digimon7068]

oh yes. she wants really nice things and doesn't want to worry about money or the cost of things, but doesn't believe in "corporate america" and has never had a boyfriend (she's 32 i think), so finding a wealthy husband isn't really in her plans either.

he's not "corporate america". . .he's in private practice with a couple of other doctors. . .he makes a nice living. . .and one of his old girlfriends used to go on and on about the size of his sawseech. . .

 

[redguru]

oh yes. she wants really nice things and doesn't want to worry about money or the cost of things, but doesn't believe in "corporate america" and has never had a boyfriend (she's 32 i think), so finding a wealthy husband isn't really in her plans either.

She has a lot of body hair, doesn't she? Doesn't shave her pits, legs or nethers.

 

[wootoom]

ya i heard that youngguns moved in with you hows that?

 

[stilleto]

he's not "corporate america". . .he's in private practice with a couple of other doctors. . .he makes a nice living. . .and one of his old girlfriends used to go on and on about the size of his sawseech. . .

send him over.

 

[digimon7068]

send him over.

for you or her?

 

[ksharp01]

Digitals leave a trace record of the incident. Polaroids are an invaluable tool. Once they are destroyed the evidence is gone forever.

sounds like you have thought this through

 

[redguru]

sounds like you have thought this through

I've watched a lot of CSI

 

[stilleto]

for you or her?

shush. just send him.

 

[stilleto]

are there stairs in your house?

kick her down them.

lol.. yes there are stairs, but the guest wing is downstairs.

what's killing me is that she hasn't seen any apartments and is taking her time even calling. i don't mind having her stay if i know she has to wait to move, or if she's actively going whenever she can to find one, but if she's not looking... then i want my friggin' house back!

 

[blueta2]

ask her if she saw "it", when she replies "saw what" tell her your house is haunted with a ghost. Then make up some story about how you see this ghost off and on.

orrrrr you can be honest and tell her to get the fuck out.....which is what I would do!

 

[alien amp pharm]

All your bases are belong to her

 

[HiDnGoD]

Old proverb:
Guests & cheese are both old after 3 days.

 

[stilleto]

ask her if she saw "it", when she replies "saw what" tell her your house is haunted with a ghost. Then make up some story about how you see this ghost off and on.

orrrrr you can be honest and tell her to get the fuck out.....which is what I would do!

if she wasn't Family, i would. but i have to be tactful.
i'm going to wait another week (that will be one month) and then i'll say that I like having her here, but if she takes her time time like she's been doing, she'll be with us a long time and I have other guests that had to change their plans because she's with us.

plus, i'm going to tell her i'm closing the storage unit and if she needs to keep her stuff there, she'll have to pay for it.

 

[blueta2]

if she wasn't Family, i would. but i have to be tactful.
i'm going to wait another week (that will be one month) and then i'll say that I like having her here, but if she takes her time time like she's been doing, she'll be with us a long time and I have other guests that had to change their plans because she's with us.

plus, i'm going to tell her i'm closing the storage unit and if she needs to keep her stuff there, she'll have to pay for it.

G, it's very cool to be tactful, but it sounds to me like she is being pretty disresectful with her behavior. Double dipping is UNACCEPTABLE...haha!
Seriously, honesty is the best policy. Advise her she has a certain amount of time left or sit her down and see maybe if she has a certain problem with looking for a place to live. Maybe she's depressed or something?!

 

[vixensghost]

I'd be buying some damn hot pink post it notes for her ass to get some hints.

Geesh, ungrateful house guest to boot!

 

[jnevin]

I will pwn your WEP router and everything behind it.

MAC filtering is a joke. I can clone your MAC.

I leave my wireless wide open, I simply use a VPN client to connect from any wireless devices back to the wireless gateway... I realize that is not realistic for everyone... but @ corporations there is no excuse to rely on WEP/WPA or any crap-ola like that.

You fucking geek. Why didn't you just type that in Klingon?

 

[stilleto]

You fucking geek. Why didn't you just type that in Klingon?

LOL!
that was good.

i just had an idea.
I'm building a big cabinet at home. I mean, from scratch, out of lumber. I made a lot of it yesterday, but still have more to do, which i was going to do when i went home. i think instead, i'm going to sleep when i get home, and then get up at 11, when Houseguest is asleep, and start drilling and sanding THEN.

 

[feisty11975]

LOL!
that was good.

i just had an idea.
I'm building a big cabinet at home. I mean, from scratch, out of lumber. I made a lot of it yesterday, but still have more to do, which i was going to do when i went home. i think instead, i'm going to sleep when i get home, and then get up at 11, when Houseguest is asleep, and start drilling and sanding THEN.

YES

but it still won't work.

 

[ksharp01]

I've watched a lot of CSI

One of my favorites!!!



and houseguest and/or roommates suck!!! You could easily lose a good friend or family member over it. Just as bad as loaning money imo

 

[alien amp pharm]

LOL!
that was good.

i just had an idea.
I'm building a big cabinet at home. I mean, from scratch, out of lumber. I made a lot of it yesterday, but still have more to do, which i was going to do when i went home. i think instead, i'm going to sleep when i get home, and then get up at 11, when Houseguest is asleep, and start drilling and sanding THEN.

You use power tools?

That's hawt

 

[stilleto]

You use power tools?

That's hawt

i fuckin' LOVE powertools.

the cabinet i'm building is utilitarian (for holding sheets of glass), but it will be sturdy and attractive. i'm not going to bother painting or staining it. but i'll probably put a coat of varnish on it.

i'll take a pic of it when i'm done- its not put together yet.

 

[alien amp pharm]

i fuckin' LOVE powertools.

the cabinet i'm building is utilitarian (for holding sheets of glass), but it will be sturdy and attractive. i'm not going to bother painting or staining it. but i'll probably put a coat of varnish on it.

i'll take a pic of it when i'm done- its not put together yet.

Yes please do.

I bought a Rigid plunge & fixed base router plus a DeWalt jig saw over the weekend.

I hate to admit, but I felt like a little kid at Christmas time when I was opening the packages.

I can't wait to get to use them on this pergola.

 

[gonelifting]

Tell her to start digging for the pool in your backyard........ then throw her in and bury her.





or make a pool.

 

[gonelifting]

Tell her to look for your keys. That will keep her busy for a while.

Then kill her.

 

[stilleto]

Yes please do.

I bought a Rigid plunge & fixed base router plus a DeWalt jig saw over the weekend.

I hate to admit, but I felt like a little kid at Christmas time when I was opening the packages.

I can't wait to get to use them on this pergola.

Oh, my job would have been so much easier and nicer with that router.
i could still use it.

i have a jig saw- i think its a dewalt too. i used it for this project because i needed to cut thin strips of wood and the jigsaw was just easier.

 

[pintoca]

damn... this thread brought GL back!!!

(stilleto should be banned just for it)

 

[stilleto]

Tell her to start digging for the pool in your backyard........ then throw her in and bury her.





or make a pool.

or i could eat a lot of artificial sweetener and kill her that way.

 

[jack sparrow]

I miss my power tools

 

[pintoca]

I miss my power tools

lestat not calling you anymore?

 

[jack sparrow]

lestat not calling you anymore?

Ha ha. lol...no, living away from home and not being able to make holes in the walls and cut stuff up.

 

[rnch]

Yes please do.

I bought a Rigid plunge & fixed base router plus a DeWalt jig saw over the weekend.

I hate to admit, but I felt like a little kid at Christmas time when I was opening the packages.

I can't wait to get to use them on this pergola.

my contractor and i are still arguing over who owned certain power tools used here at the bywater money pit's renovation...since i have 'em and i changed the dead bolt locks after the renovation was done; he's not getting any tool i want to keep....

 

[bw1]

She's a relative who's apartment flooded and she asked if she could stay in my guest room until she finds an apartment.

sure. of course. you're Family.

So she's moved in. my guestroom is packed with her stuff. my guest bathroom is packed with her stuff. I have a storage unit that I was going to close, but now that is filled with her stuff too (at $117 a month).

Its been almost 3 weeks and she has not looked at one apartment yet.

In the meantime, she's eating mostly her own groceries, which are packed into my cabinets and refridgerator so i have half the room i had before.

but she is using my pots and pans. my plastic containers, my olive oil, butter, milk. and not replacing them.
So i went to get some peanut butter yesterday and the jar was almost empty, with spoon-like looking scoops removed (she's probably a double dipper). That was MY peanut butter. She opened it, then ate the whole thing.

When she left for work the other day, she said, "oh, btw... i clogged the toilet. sorry."
She takes 20 minute long showers. she uses my washer and dryer (like i needed someone else using it more than me), she parks in my spot, she leaves lights on whereever she goes, doors open, half filled cups of water everywhere...

and this morning i went to get a stamp, and she's been using my stamps so i had ONE left.

wtf?

lol pwned!

 

[stilleto]

lol pwned!

no no... she uses the guest bathroom and probably assumed i'd fix it for her.

which i would, if she was a guest, but after 2 weeks, she's no guest.

i left the toilet the way it was and put the plunger by the door.

 

[feisty11975]

no no... she uses the guest bathroom and probably assumed i'd fix it for her.

which i would, if she was a guest, but after 2 weeks, she's no guest.

i left the toilet the way it was and put the plunger by the door.

lol

I don't blame you.


Like I said earlier, we were not home for the majority of the weekend other than to bathe and sleep...When I walked in MY house last night, my houseguest from hell tells me, "take off your shoes. I just mopped the floors" WTF??? I walked out to my vehicle again and made sure to step in dirt and then track back in the house. I don't have carpet. lol I think I pissed him off. YAY ME!! lol

 

[AAP]

Has she lost her car? Has she lost her pants? Has she bedded every Latino in town? Have you had to resort to inducing diarrhea in her just to make her stay inside and out of trouble?

Come back and see me when you this happens.

 

[billfred]

will she give you a massage with a happy ending?

 

[patsfan1379]

Has she lost her car? Has she lost her pants? Has she bedded every Latino in town? Have you had to resort to inducing diarrhea in her just to make her stay inside and out of trouble?

Come back and see me when you this happens.

LOL WTF?

 

[alien amp pharm]

my contractor and i are still arguing over who owned certain power tools used here at the bywater money pit's renovation...since i have 'em and i changed the dead bolt locks after the renovation was done; he's not getting any tool i want to keep....

I must've missed this story. Did he bail on you halfway or something? Link?

 

[bw1]

LOL WTF?

That's what I was thinking

 

[AAP]

LOL WTF?

Welcome to my house guest the other week.

I had to induce diarrhea in him one weekend because I was not in the mood for him to go out, bring tricks back, fuck the hell out of them and fall asleep leaving me to take them home.

 

[the_clockwork]

Welcome to my house guest the other week.

I had to induce diarrhea in him one weekend because I was not in the mood for him to go out, bring tricks back, fuck the hell out of them and fall asleep leaving me to take them home.

dude I'm sorry about that.. I was just having a good time

 

[jnevin]

Welcome to my house guest the other week.

I had to induce diarrhea in him one weekend because I was not in the mood for him to go out, bring tricks back, fuck the hell out of them and fall asleep leaving me to take them home.

*speechless*

 

[stilleto]

Welcome to my house guest the other week.

I had to induce diarrhea in him one weekend because I was not in the mood for him to go out, bring tricks back, fuck the hell out of them and fall asleep leaving me to take them home.

^^
he's not joking either.

 

[jnevin]

^^
he's not joking either.

*speechless again*

 

[AAP]

*speechless again*

Like you don't remember this.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=545860&highlight=wearing+pants

 

[jnevin]

Like you don't remember this.

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?t=545860&highlight=wearing+pants

How did I miss that? Wow.

LOL

 

[gotmilk]

Agreed, I doubt a kid driving around my neighborhood is going to attempt to use my cable connection. But jumping on a nice T3 connection at some major corp would be nice.

That's why when I'm at my office during the daytime, I pwn the wireless from the library across the street. I prefer to download porn and order steroids on their ISP.

 

[b0und]

My opposition to gun ownership should be well-known around here.

But if any member of my family ever shows their face at my house, I swear I will buy a shotgun, load it up with salt and unload it on their ass as many times as I can.



b0und (like, what would Jesus do...)

 

[stilleto]

damn... this thread brought GL back!!!

(stilleto should be banned just for it)

we'll let gonelifting ban me.

 

[fistfullofsteel]

http://www.wavcentral.com/sounds/movies/cape_fear/capel.mp3

 

[stilleto]

ok, so she comes in and i'm in a bad mood.

i hurt my hand, i broke my last saw blade, i was covered in saw dust and I CAN'T HAVE MY OWN HOUSE TO MYSELF.

She said hello. i mumbled hello and stormed out, slamming a door, to go pick up my son.
FUCK. if i want to leave a mess on the kitchen table and not have a guest see it, i WILL. and don't fucking double dip into my peanut butter. AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING APARTMENT ALREADY.
when i got home, she was in her bedroom, which used to be my guest room and now isn't.
she hasn't come out.

I HAVE NO PRIVACY.

 

[jh1]

ok, so she comes in and i'm in a bad mood.

i hurt my hand, i broke my last saw blade, i was covered in saw dust and I CAN'T HAVE MY OWN HOUSE TO MYSELF.

She said hello. i mumbled hello and stormed out, slamming a door, to go pick up my son.
FUCK. if i want to leave a mess on the kitchen table and not have a guest see it, i WILL. and don't fucking double dip into my peanut butter. AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING APARTMENT ALREADY.
when i got home, she was in her bedroom, which used to be my guest room and now isn't.
she hasn't come out.

I HAVE NO PRIVACY.

Put up a webcam and tell her you are putting up a pay for view website of that bedroom.

 

[redguru]

ok, so she comes in and i'm in a bad mood.

i hurt my hand, i broke my last saw blade, i was covered in saw dust and I CAN'T HAVE MY OWN HOUSE TO MYSELF.

She said hello. i mumbled hello and stormed out, slamming a door, to go pick up my son.
FUCK. if i want to leave a mess on the kitchen table and not have a guest see it, i WILL. and don't fucking double dip into my peanut butter. AND LOOK FOR A FUCKING APARTMENT ALREADY.
when i got home, she was in her bedroom, which used to be my guest room and now isn't.
she hasn't come out.

I HAVE NO PRIVACY.

Fix her a cocktail but squirt about half a bottle of visine into it. She'll have explosive diarrhea for a week.

 

[jh1]

Fix her a cocktail but squirt about half a bottle of visine into it. She'll have explosive diarrhea for a week.

Wow Heatherrae.

No diarerhea, champ. But you could end up putting the girl in a coma and put yourself behind bars for felonious assault.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

 

[AAP]

Fix her a cocktail but squirt about half a bottle of visine into it. She'll have explosive diarrhea for a week.

Not so. But PGCL certainly will. That is what I gave my houseguest.

 

[redguru]

Wow Heatherrae.

No diarerhea, champ. But you could end up putting the girl in a coma and put yourself behind bars for felonious assault.

http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

Wow, learn something new every day

 

[jh1]

Wow, learn something new every day

Well I'm glad you didn't try the trick on a 'friend' thinking it'd be funny...


LMAO.. as you can see the results are so humorous.. IRL

 

[redguru]

Not so. But PGCL certainly will. That is what I gave my houseguest.

Was he passed out or something? Isn't it a subQ injection?

 

[the_clockwork]

fuck guests

 

[stilleto]

progress so far. obviously, its not done. Its 4' x 4' x 2'

 

[pintoca]

double dippers... lol

do you see the tendrils of saliva inside the jar and everything?

 

[ortiz34]

progress so far. obviously, its not done. Its 4' x 4' x 2'

What is it?