I have an appointment to bodyslam a guy

[frorider6]

So my girl was telling me about her company schmoozing function last night. Her and her girlfriend were talking to a new guy at the company. I guess he was hitting on her because she brought up the fact that she had a boyfriend. All she told me was that I came up in conversation and she told this guy I was 6'2" and 220 lbs. So fucknut says, "So he's fat." She laughed and said no. Then he says, "You can't be 6'2" at 220 lbs and NOT be fat." Her girlfriend was laughing too and assured him I wasn't.

Well, I guess I gotta show up at her office today in a G-string and a bottle of posing oil and show this little sissy pants what 220 lbs of jealous boyfriend looks like. I'm gonna watch WWF all day so I can be in the right frame of mind and have a bunch of catch phrases ready.


"Can you smellllllll what the Fro is fartin?!?!?!"

*Doing the crab pose* "EEEEEWWWWWWRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH"

Then I'm gonna piss all over his desk and tell him that he's one of my bitches now and I'm gonna be waiting for him in the parking lot, so he just better go ahead and lube his ass up right now.

 

[Peyote Killa]

HAVE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


When you are done, please come back and tell us all about your experiences whoopin some idiots ass!

 

[frorider6]

I have no idea when I'll have the chance to see him, but it will certainly be fun.

 

[HumorMe]

So my girl was telling me about her company schmoozing function last night. Her and her girlfriend were talking to a new guy at the company. I guess he was hitting on her because she brought up the fact that she had a boyfriend. All she told me was that I came up in conversation and she told this guy I was 6'2" and 220 lbs. So fucknut says, "So he's fat." She laughed and said no. Then he says, "You can't be 6'2" at 220 lbs and NOT be fat." Her girlfriend was laughing too and assured him I wasn't.

Well, I guess I gotta show up at her office today in a G-string and a bottle of posing oil and show this little sissy pants what 220 lbs of jealous boyfriend looks like. I'm gonna watch WWF all day so I can be in the right frame of mind and have a bunch of catch phrases ready.


"Can you smellllllll what the Fro is fartin?!?!?!"

*Doing the crab pose* "EEEEEWWWWWWRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH"

Then I'm gonna piss all over his desk and tell him that he's one of my bitches now and I'm gonna be waiting for him in the parking lot, so he just better go ahead and lube his ass up right now.

Shouldn't sexual fantasies be posted on another board?

 

[saint808]

let me know if you need help... or ask millhouse

 

[Lord_Suston]

can you dig it, sucka??????

when you're done kicking his ass then do the Spin-a-Roonie on a desk and then take his Ho's to your place so you can give them the People's Cock.... lol...

 

[frorider6]

let me know if you need help... or ask millhouse

Actually Saint, I wish you lived in Denver. I'd love to learn submission fighting. But for now, I'll just have to rely on the tried and true method of a swift kick to the balls followed by running away.

 

[saint808]

Actually Saint, I wish you lived in Denver. I'd love to learn submission fighting. But for now, I'll just have to rely on the tried and true method of a swift kick to the balls followed by running away.

hahah you don't want any advice from me, i get my ass kicked a lot. I just look mean and am adpet at fake fighting a lot more than real fighting. If need be get some ecw tapes and learn from tommy dreamer... he is the innovator of violence. Look around the room for weapons to use. I am sure there will be folding chairs there for you. Make sure that when he hits you back you fake a knee injury or something and suckerpunch him or fall down and lowbridge him.

 

[WODIN]

Just yesterday you, yourself, were saying you were a fat ass. Live with your beer belly in peace flubber boy!!! Aummmmm

When you do meet him, tell him all your stats and then at the end say. "Let's go measure erections! Now!!!" and run off to the bathroom real fast. When he doesn't follow you just go back and say "We'll!!?? Come on!!! Now before I shove my dick up your ass in public!"

That'll teach him to hit on your girlfriend.

 

[supersizeme]

lol
fro be sure and let us know how this turns out. how big is this guy?