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frorider6

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So my girl was telling me about her company schmoozing function last night. Her and her girlfriend were talking to a new guy at the company. I guess he was hitting on her because she brought up the fact that she had a boyfriend. All she told me was that I came up in conversation and she told this guy I was 6'2" and 220 lbs. So fucknut says, "So he's fat." She laughed and said no. Then he says, "You can't be 6'2" at 220 lbs and NOT be fat." Her girlfriend was laughing too and assured him I wasn't.

Well, I guess I gotta show up at her office today in a G-string and a bottle of posing oil and show this little sissy pants what 220 lbs of jealous boyfriend looks like. I'm gonna watch WWF all day so I can be in the right frame of mind and have a bunch of catch phrases ready.


"Can you smellllllll what the Fro is fartin?!?!?!"

*Doing the crab pose* "EEEEEWWWWWWRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH"

Then I'm gonna piss all over his desk and tell him that he's one of my bitches now and I'm gonna be waiting for him in the parking lot, so he just better go ahead and lube his ass up right now.
 
frorider6 said:
So my girl was telling me about her company schmoozing function last night. Her and her girlfriend were talking to a new guy at the company. I guess he was hitting on her because she brought up the fact that she had a boyfriend. All she told me was that I came up in conversation and she told this guy I was 6'2" and 220 lbs. So fucknut says, "So he's fat." She laughed and said no. Then he says, "You can't be 6'2" at 220 lbs and NOT be fat." Her girlfriend was laughing too and assured him I wasn't.

Well, I guess I gotta show up at her office today in a G-string and a bottle of posing oil and show this little sissy pants what 220 lbs of jealous boyfriend looks like. I'm gonna watch WWF all day so I can be in the right frame of mind and have a bunch of catch phrases ready.


"Can you smellllllll what the Fro is fartin?!?!?!"

*Doing the crab pose* "EEEEEWWWWWWRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHH"

Then I'm gonna piss all over his desk and tell him that he's one of my bitches now and I'm gonna be waiting for him in the parking lot, so he just better go ahead and lube his ass up right now.
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Shouldn't sexual fantasies be posted on another board?;)
 
can you dig it, sucka??????

when you're done kicking his ass then do the Spin-a-Roonie on a desk and then take his Ho's to your place so you can give them the People's Cock.... lol...
 
saint808 said:
let me know if you need help... or ask millhouse
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Actually Saint, I wish you lived in Denver. I'd love to learn submission fighting. But for now, I'll just have to rely on the tried and true method of a swift kick to the balls followed by running away.
 
frorider6 said:



Actually Saint, I wish you lived in Denver. I'd love to learn submission fighting. But for now, I'll just have to rely on the tried and true method of a swift kick to the balls followed by running away.
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hahah you don't want any advice from me, i get my ass kicked a lot. I just look mean and am adpet at fake fighting a lot more than real fighting. If need be get some ecw tapes and learn from tommy dreamer... he is the innovator of violence. Look around the room for weapons to use. I am sure there will be folding chairs there for you. Make sure that when he hits you back you fake a knee injury or something and suckerpunch him or fall down and lowbridge him.
 
Just yesterday you, yourself, were saying you were a fat ass. Live with your beer belly in peace flubber boy!!! Aummmmm

When you do meet him, tell him all your stats and then at the end say. "Let's go measure erections! Now!!!" and run off to the bathroom real fast. When he doesn't follow you just go back and say "We'll!!?? Come on!!! Now before I shove my dick up your ass in public!"

That'll teach him to hit on your girlfriend.
 
I think it would worry him more if you politely intro'ed youself at his workplace as so and so's Bfriend and ask him calmly if he remembers the party and the conversation he had with her about her Bfriend.


Then, after his studdering reply, again calmly looking him dead in the eye state:

THIS IS WHAT 6' 2" 220 LOOKS LIKE.

DO YOU THINK I'M FAT ?

Then walk out without a word.

What could his response be?

Unless you really are a Lard Ass ..
 
Well, he probably wasn't hitting on her too hard. But I'm protective of my bizatches. I did ask how big he was and she just laughed.

I'm really not pissed or anything. I just thought it was funny that he thought you couldn't be 220 and not fat. Oh well, he'll never see me weighing 220 anyway. By the time we meet I'm probably be closer to 230!!!! *starts posing* GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAARRGGGGHHHHHHHH"
 
isn't your only recourse to make him suck on your dick and balls and then force youself on his ass?
when I was in prison, that was pretty much what I learned would happen if you said someone was fat.
or looked at them wrong.
or showered.
 
Well, I guess I gotta show up at her office today in a G-string and a bottle of posing oil and show this little sissy pants what 220 lbs of jealous boyfriend looks like.
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Oh yeah any guy that shows up in a G-string and all oiled up would scare the hell out of me.
 
THeMaCHinE said:
Out of curiosity, did your girlfriend discontinue talking to the sleazebag after he insulted you?
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I wasn't there. She told me about it later that night. But I can't imaging the conversation went very well after both her and her girlfriend laughed at him. I see what you're implying though. No worries. I have a good girl. :D
 
The Nature Boy said:
damn I'll be sure not to call anyone fat anymore, didn't know so many people would find that insulting.
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Like I said, I thought it was funny. It didn't make me mad. But anyone who believes you can't be 220 and not fat must not work out.
 
THeMaCHinE said:
That guy sounds like a moron. Weasles like that make me sick. Very disrespectful.
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explain to me how saying someone is fat is very disrespectful. I don't understand. If someone were to say something about his character or something about his actions or his family -- ok, but to say that someone is simply "fat".... I guess I simply don't see how it's "very disprespectful". Maybe it's me.
 
The Nature Boy said:


explain to me how saying someone is fat is very disrespectful. I don't understand. If someone were to say something about his character or something about his actions or his family -- ok, but to say that someone is simply "fat".... I guess I simply don't see how it's "very disprespectful". Maybe it's me.
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I would answer this, but it's time to quit for the day. In short, it's not the 'fat' comment as such, it's him hitting (as reported by F) on the gf knowing that she has a bf. His comments are an obvious attempt to demean the bf to increase his chances with the gf by attemting to create doubt or dissatisfaction in the gf's mind.
 
THeMaCHinE said:


I would answer this, but it's time to quit for the day. In short, it's not the 'fat' comment as such, it's him hitting (as reported by F) on the gf knowing that she has a bf. His comments are an obvious attempt to demean the bf to increase his chances with the gf by attemting to create doubt or dissatisfaction in the gf's mind.
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You're exactly right. Tried and true tactic. It just didn't work this time. He got laughed at. :D
 
THeMaCHinE said:


I would answer this, but it's time to quit for the day. In short, it's not the 'fat' comment as such, it's him hitting (as reported by F) on the gf knowing that she has a bf. His comments are an obvious attempt to demean the bf to increase his chances with the gf by attemting to create doubt or dissatisfaction in the gf's mind.
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ah ha! I see. :)
 
seriously don't get too upset over it man... have some confidence in your girl... i mean she's seen your legs and she is still with you right?
 
I'll say it again, it didn't make me mad. I thought it was funny. I also thought it would be funny to post a thread acting like I was mad. :D
 
you are 6'2" and 220 and the guy thinks you are fat??? at that height I would think you're probably kind of slim. I am 5'9" and 220 and not fat. The guy must be a complete idiot or have never seen a weight in his life. (BTW, I wish i was 6'2" you lucky dog:( )
 
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