I Hate this shit!!!

[RADAR]

I'll make this short as possible.
Painting the house,ran out of paint well theres no sense in changing so i go in home Depot get more paint , its hot outside i am still wearing shorts and a tank top ,at the check out this dude and his 7 yr old daughter eyes me , he immediately starts flexing and saying whooo heeeee lookit them muscles, i'm like WTF?? so i turn & look over behind me on my left ,then my right hoping this isn't directed at me, unfortunately it is and everyones attention is now deverted at me, i'm thinking should i give this dude a double bicep pose or a lat spread......SHIT

Another reason i hate taking my clothers off in public
I should have taken the time & put on shirts & pants.
I HATE SHIT LIKE THIS!


RADAR


RADAR

 

[blut wump]

There's not a lot you can do without hurting egos already bruised by your presence or making yourself into a clown. You're right, wear the clothes.

 

[RADAR]

You are right , i was thinking i could just run in grab paint & leave.
Not so....(sigh)Moron's


RADAR

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Would've been a golden opportunity for something along the lines of...

"You're about 5 seconds away from the most embarrasing moment of your life, and I'd hate for your kid to have to witness it."

Sad to say, but we're surrounded by dumbasses anymore.

 

[*MissFit*]

(K) hun

 

[Cutiebaby]

should have made a comment on how small he is

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Would've been a golden opportunity for something along the lines of...

"You're about 5 seconds away from the most embarrasing moment of your life, and I'd hate for your kid to have to witness it."

Sad to say, but we're surrounded by dumbasses anymore.

not bad ...but i prefer saying something like: "hey, bitchboy - ever seen that movie "Studio 54"?" then rip off your shirt, eye the 7 year old girl up and down, flicking her on the bum with your shirt and saying "come and see me in 10 years, honey" then blowing some air kisses at her - then, back at the car, let out a massive George of the Jungle Tarzan yodel, THEN finally hit the back double bi's with the cheesiest :sawastea: smile you can

note: the above works best when youre driving that yellow Pussy Wagon car from Kill Bill, with Ricky Martin already blaring as you start it by remote

pppphhhhh yyyeeeeaaaaahhhhhh

 

[gotmilk]

You should have whipped out some amps and started injecting. Then tell him he has 30 seconds before roid rage kicks in

 

[Ozz2001]

lol thats how it goes playing the superhero role bro..Better then the plain stare that makes you want go punch them out..I try not to go out in public unless i am feeling like i am small.Then i walk around and my ego's back up again..Funny how small ppl are in the real world..But i guess you know now to keep a XXXL shirt in your ride for the next time lol....

 

[medicj]

Sometimes looking good makes life hard.... for other people.Hang in there.

 

[foreigngirl]

people dont do that with my husband, but they come up and ask him: Do you work out? DUUUHHH

 

[biteme]

A few years ago I was standing in line at Six Flags with my daughter when I saw a guy point at me and say sarcastically, "Steroids." I wasn't even on them at that time and hadn't been for years. Well, okay I was on Nor-andro if you want to count that. Anyway, that pissed me off at the time and I yelled at him from across the line. Can't even remember what I said.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

people dont do that with my husband, but they come up and ask him: Do you work out? DUUUHHH

well? does he?

 

[Cutiebaby]

You should have whipped out some amps and started injecting. Then tell him he has 30 seconds before roid rage kicks in

yeah lol....then make all your veins pop out and then make your whole head turn red!!!!!

 

[foreigngirl]

well? does he?

no, not at all, he was born with it. Lucky bastard

 

[IvanOffelitch]

not bad ...but i prefer saying something like: "hey, bitchboy - ever seen that movie "Studio 54"?" then rip off your shirt, eye the 7 year old girl up and down, flicking her on the bum with your shirt and saying "come and see me in 10 years, honey" then blowing some air kisses at her - then, back at the car, let out a massive George of the Jungle Tarzan yodel, THEN finally hit the back double bi's with the cheesiest :sawastea: smile you can

note: the above works best when youre driving that yellow Pussy Wagon car from Kill Bill, with Ricky Martin already blaring as you start it by remote

pppphhhhh yyyeeeeaaaaahhhhhh

I prefer the more concise, somewhat subtle approach.

 

[DannoMight]

I would have said "YUP, THANKYA FER NOTICIN DOOOOD!!!" In a subtle sarcastic way. I wuoldn't want to look like a total jerk in front of kids. Most kids look up to big guys like superheroes. I know I used to when I was young.

 

[Whiskey]

that's when you say, "it must be hard not being the superhero in your kids life." Now that's an ego crusher

Whiskey

 

[thelion2005]

I'll make this short as possible.
Painting the house,ran out of paint well theres no sense in changing so i go in home Depot get more paint , its hot outside i am still wearing shorts and a tank top ,at the check out this dude and his 7 yr old daughter eyes me , he immediately starts flexing and saying whooo heeeee lookit them muscles, i'm like WTF?? so i turn & look over behind me on my left ,then my right hoping this isn't directed at me, unfortunately it is and everyones attention is now deverted at me, i'm thinking should i give this dude a double bicep pose or a lat spread......SHIT

Another reason i hate taking my clothers off in public
I should have taken the time & put on shirts & pants.
I HATE SHIT LIKE THIS!


RADAR


RADAR

I'm glad you were a gentleman in front of the little girl. She loves her Dad even though he has no manners.

I always wear baggy clothes ... usually big shirt and khakis and a cop hat. People usually just stay away. LOL

I did have one little teen girl try to "play" with me when I was up to 230. She literally charged me ... and bounced off with a very stunned expression on her face. I caught her before she hit the ground. She was a cutey! Whew!

I used to do personal protection for the "stars" who would come to town to perform ... no one super big ... Duran Duran, Alice Cooper for example. People would make incredible asses of themselves around them. I always wore a suit and tie, so they knew not to touch.

 

[lilred]

It sucks, but sometimes you just have to ignore the ignorant.

 

[Sub-Zero]

I'll make this short as possible.
Painting the house,ran out of paint well theres no sense in changing so i go in home Depot get more paint , its hot outside i am still wearing shorts and a tank top ,at the check out this dude and his 7 yr old daughter eyes me , he immediately starts flexing and saying whooo heeeee lookit them muscles, i'm like WTF?? so i turn & look over behind me on my left ,then my right hoping this isn't directed at me, unfortunately it is and everyones attention is now deverted at me, i'm thinking should i give this dude a double bicep pose or a lat spread......SHIT

Another reason i hate taking my clothers off in public
I should have taken the time & put on shirts & pants.
I HATE SHIT LIKE THIS!


RADAR


RADAR

get some balls next time...

say something like "yeah, my 20 year old girlfriend likes em"

"your wife doesnt mind them"

"yeah, i workout"

"they are implants"

"yeah i work for the justice league, ill give your daughter an autograph for 2.50$"


ill agree, though sometimes it gets on my nervse, but sometimes its cool when people will just stair at my arms or chests and reach out and grab or touch it...especially when its a girl and they try and play it off like they anrt doing it to feel the muscles when its obvious they are.

othertimes in particular situations (Like yours would have been) it sucks, but u gotta play along and be confident about it brohams

 

[Sub-Zero]

You should have whipped out some amps and started injecting. Then tell him he has 30 seconds before roid rage kicks in

rofl!!!