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I hate Canada

No guns ? (you guys down south cant even own a PTRS cause it's over .50)

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No women ?

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We everything we need.
 
I hear that the strippers in Canada are second to none and will do lots more than the strippers down here...lol.

I love the canucks. ;)
 
HeatherRae said:
I hear that the strippers in Canada are second to none and will do lots more than the strippers down here...lol.

I love the canucks. ;)
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If it's lude your after then canadian strippers will crank your chicken for sure .... I managed a club for 4 years .

I've seen them insert just about anything you can imagine and then some ... the ones that gross me out fill there box with bottled water and then spray it all over the guys ...

I could write pages of stories but after awhile the novelty wears off and it gets sickening .
 
boxerjake said:
If it's lude your after then canadian strippers will crank your chicken for sure .... I managed a club for 4 years .

I've seen them insert just about anything you can imagine and then some ... the ones that gross me out fill there box with bottled water and then spray it all over the guys ...

I could write pages of stories but after awhile the novelty wears off and it gets sickening .
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Yeah, I actually saw a show once where the girl would dip down in this big champagne glass shaped tub and then lift up and spray water all over the crowd....YUCK.

Don't ask what I was doing in a joint like that...LOL.
 
patsfan1379 said:
Yes but at least my fat is from Freedom Fries and 9mm's.
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and lol at an American saying people from any other country are fat. Y'all are the fattest mofos around.
 
bluepeter said:
and lol at an American saying people from any other country are fat. Y'all are the fattest mofos around.
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I like to call it "squishy", thank you very much!

LOL ;-)
 
No women? lol. Let's do a simple analysis of average obesity rates in our respective countries and see who wins.

The place sI've been in the US had a much worse selection of girls than places I've been in Canada like Calgary and Toronto.
 
Nathan said:
No women? lol. Let's do a simple analysis of average obesity rates in our respective countries and see who wins.

The place sI've been in the US had a much worse selection of girls than places I've been in Canada like Calgary and Toronto.
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Easy fatty. Daddy's not gonna hurt you here.
 
no weman.wtf them dame dumb ass canadin bitches come up to hamton beach every summerthere pritty hot and such a fucken essy lay.
 
patsfan1379 said:
No guns, no women. Just french fries and gravy... WTF???!!!
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There's lots of women, on account of half the Canadian men being gay. I have to say it's hard to find a hetrosexual bar but once you do you can have a field day. Curling? How could you miss out on that?
 
boxerjake said:
If it's lude your after then canadian strippers will crank your chicken for sure .... I managed a club for 4 years .

I've seen them insert just about anything you can imagine and then some ... the ones that gross me out fill there box with bottled water and then spray it all over the guys ...

I could write pages of stories but after awhile the novelty wears off and it gets sickening .
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lol when i go to a strip club the strippers always ask me for blow and extacy. Most of them are so fucked up its kinda scary
 
CMarc said:
never tried poutine huh? if i said eh...you'd only be more confused eh?
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Babes, poutine is only eaten by the poor fat Quebecers. Real Canadians would never eat that crap...eh! ;-)
 
patsfan1379 said:
See even Quebec hates Canada!!!
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hahah...actually Quebec does hates Canada, but that is only the communist Frenchies that hate them. I am a Quebecer and love my country of Canada!
Quebec will hate them until they realize they cannot survive without them. I mean there is only so much money to be made selling poutine! ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
hahah...actually Quebec does hates Canada, but that is only the communist Frenchies that hate them. I am a Quebecer and love my country of Canada!
Quebec will hate them until they realize they cannot survive without them. I mean there is only so much money to be made selling poutine! ;-)
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what the fuck does that even mean.
 
patsfan1379 said:
what the fuck does that even mean.
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Quebec wants to separate from Canada. They have for many years. French Quebec hates English Canada. Quebec thinks if they separate, they can survive as a country all alone! They can't! But it's cute how they try and waste my hard earned $'s on having referendums every few years to see if Quebec will vote for a YES to separation. No means no, but Quebec wants to go best out of 5!
 
manny78 said:
Only quebecers from the poor and rural areas hate Canada.
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Pas vrai.......I work with Montreal city folk that hate Canada and want to separate. Rural areas are more apt to not want to be part of Canada, but there are also many ignorant metro commies!
Vivre Le Quebec Libre mon ami.... ;-)
 
blueta2 said:
Pas vrai.......I work with Montreal city folk that hate Canada and want to separate. Rural areas are more apt to not want to be part of Canada, but there are also many ignorant metro commies!
Vivre Le Quebec Libre mon ami.... ;-)
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By poor areas I also meant places like ST-Henri, Point St-Charles, verdun, Hochelga-maisoneuve.... the city's dump where you find most UQAM students and deadbroke artists. No such thing as separatists where I live :)
 
blueta2 said:
and filled with thin beautiful ppl ;-)

Well tomorrow is going to be 85 and sunny...so yeah burrrrrr and yuck ;-)
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Canada is full of asbestos mines and people that can't cook.
 
So Manny, how do you carry a concealed Protiwotankowoje Ruschjo Simonowa (also known as a Противотанковое ружьё Симонова )
 
pintoca said:
So Manny, how do you carry a concealed Protiwotankowoje Ruschjo Simonowa (also known as a Противотанковое ружьё Симонова )
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Summer: IWB holster

Winter: shoulder rig (horizontal)

You can get a CCW license for protection of life. Hard to get but not impossible. Just need to know the right peeps.
 
manny78 said:
Summer: IWB holster

Winter: shoulder rig (horizontal)

You can get a CCW license for protection of life. Hard to get but not impossible. Just need to know the right peeps.
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lol manny.

a shoulder rig for such a big ass anti-tank weapon? wtf? you'd have to be 12 feet tall

BTW, I do like Canada more than the US
 
pintoca said:
lol manny.

a shoulder rig for such a big ass anti-tank weapon? wtf? you'd have to be 12 feet tall

BTW, I do like Canada more than the US
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Lol no way you could carry a PTRS around lol But you know what ? It's registered as a hunting weapon lol Seriously I carry a H&K P7M8.

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manny78 said:
Lol no way you could carry a PTRS around lol But you know what ? It's registered as a hunting weapon lol Seriously I carry a H&K P7M8.

P7.jpg
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what for? to shoot some elk? there's no violence in Canada
 
pintoca said:
what for? to shoot some elk? there's no violence in Canada
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No violence but sometimes when you have to go through some areas you never know. Better be safe than sorry. Hey we have some ghettos and street gangs.
 
manny78 said:
No violence but sometimes when you have to go through some areas you never know. Better be safe than sorry. Hey we have some ghettos and street gangs.
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Verdump is the most "ghetto" we have! And even Verdump looks like disney world compared to the US of A!
We don't have ghetto like in the US for sure.
We are just peaceful ppl, I mean if we were not, I would have bombed most of you with poutine ;-)
There is little crime here and we can walk most areas without worry.
 
patsfan1379 said:
Canada is cold, dreary and miserable.
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80% of Canadians live in a climate no different than where you live assbag.

I hate America because half you mofos have tires on your house and the other half have to pay a thousand dollars to go see the doctor for a stuffy nose.
 
bluepeter said:
80% of Canadians live in a climate no different than where you live assbag.

I hate America because half you mofos have tires on your house and the other half have to pay a thousand dollars to go see the doctor for a stuffy nose.
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LOL
 
Now this ahole bombs me....I am trying to be funny and insult Americans the least on this thread and I get bombed.....idiot American!
 
blueta2 said:
Now this ahole bombs me....I am trying to be funny and insult Americans the least on this thread and I get bombed.....idiot American!
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Hi blueta2 - I would like to have sex with a Canadian. :) :qt: :heart:
 
patsfan1379 said:
Canadians are so stupid they have an entire highway made of snow.

I mean seriously - snow?!
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lmao!!
 
blueta2 said:
Now this ahole bombs me....I am trying to be funny and insult Americans the least on this thread and I get bombed.....idiot American!
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thats how we roll , figures you weak ass canucks would just cry bout it.
 
hotzie said:
go hug wootoom you moose wrangling faggots
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Go cut a strip off one of the tires on your house to use as a condom to sodomize another dead squirrel you inbred goat fucker.
 
hotzie said:
thats how we roll , figures you weak ass canucks would just cry bout it.
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weak? ill fuckin stick u on a fuckin shiskabob and fuckin bbq u fuckin yankee cocksucker
 
bluepeter said:
Go cut a strip off one of the tires on your house to use as a condom to sodomize another dead squirrel you inbred goat fucker.
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lol........BP please tell us how you really feel...hahah!
 
dannomight said:
There are some good bros up north. Plus they don't try and jump the border and freeload off us.
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well I jumped the border once to get your delicious Cookie Crisp cereal.....

;-)
 
Tell me 5 significant things off the top of your heads that Canada has contributed to the world. Without Wikipedia or Google you cut & pasters. I'll start.

1. Mullets
2. Labatts
3. The words "hoser" and "eh"
4. Shitty hockey teams
5. Wootoom
 
patsfan1379 said:
Tell me 5 significant things off the top of your heads that Canada has contributed to the world. Without Wikipedia or Google you cut & pasters. I'll start.

1. Mullets
2. Labatts
3. The words "hoser" and "eh"
4. Shitty hockey teams
5. Wootoom
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Insulin
Telephone
Electron Microscope
Electric lightbulb
Pacemaker

...................next
 
bluepeter said:
lol, really?

I'm having great fun making you look like a retard so I guess I'm onboard ;)
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Well I hope your constant berating and judgement of others makes you feel better.

Were you picked on in school?

the bully enigma
Most attempts to change bullies, or even to teach them a lesson, are not only futile but counterproductive. The reason for this is that most interventions are blind, devoid of an understanding of what makes a bully in the first place. Part of the problem is that the bully is an enigma. There are at least three reasons for this. First of all, very few bullies would identify themselves as such or confess to the act. Secondly, bullies lack self-reflection and so cannot tell us about themselves. Thirdly, the violating nature of the bully's behaviour distracts from the salient issues and underlying dynamics. The symptoms are social but the dysfunction is psychological. The arena of violation is in children's relating to each other but the genesis of the problem is in relationship to adults. The demeanor is one of toughness yet the sensitivity to slight is acute. The behaviour is pushy and demanding yet the personality is highly dependent and immature. Unless we can shed some light into the internal workings of the bully, our interventions will inevitably be off base.

the bully syndrome
The key to making sense of the bully is not in what the bully does, but rather in what is missing in the bully. When one gets past the violating behaviour to the underlying functioning, gaping holes become apparent. Firstly, the bully lacks a sense of responsibility. There are usually two reasons for this deficiency: a) a lack of an underlying sense of agency or b) the child is too defended against vulnerability to feel responsible. Both appear to be true in the bully. To spend effort trying to make the bully accountable does little to change this state of affairs and only convinces the bully that adults are against him or her, which hardens the bully even further. If the bully was capable of feeling responsible, he or she would not be a bully in the first place.

Secondly, the bully lacks adaptive functioning. The bully cannot deal with change and therefore seeks the familiar. The bully does not learn from mistakes, benefit from negative experience, or change as a result of failure. Bullies are neither resourceful nor resilient. Adults who are unaware of this dysfunction will inevitably insist on upping the ante: applying more consequences, teaching a lesson they hope the bully will never forget. If the child was adaptive, he or she would not be a bully in first place. Consequences work wonders for those who can feel the futility of a course of action. On the other hand, consequences only enrage and provoke those who cannot .

Thirdly, the bully lacks integrative functioning. Not only do bullies fail to mix well with others, at least not without someone having to do the accommodating to keep the peace, but they lack mixed feelings. That is the reason they are so untempered in experience and expression. They are impulsive, compulsive, rigid, brazen, dogmatic in their personality and inconsiderate and insensitive in their relating. This deficiency cannot be cured by training in social skills or by confronting the lack of empathy. This integrative dysfunction is deeply rooted in psychological immaturity. Unless these kids become unstuck they will remain untempered for life. If they remain untempered, they are also more likely to be uncivilized unless their behaviour can be orchestrated by someone they can look up to.

In addition to this lack of normal functioning, the bully does not properly depend upon those responsible for him or her and does not experience life in a vulnerable way. These missing elements when properly understood, tell the story of the bully and explains much of their personality and behaviour. When such children are mixed with others, bullying is bound to occur.

how bullies are born
The bully syndrome is the offspring of the union of two deep-seated problems. Each of the problems are fairly common and do not, in isolation, result in bullying. It is the combination of these problems that gives rise to the bully syndrome. One of the deep-seated problems is disordered attachments. Instead of seeking to depend upon those responsible for him or her, the bully seeks to dominate. This aberrant attachment pattern can be caused by a number of conditions that will be outlined in the course.

The second problem is one of emotional hardening or desensitization. Somewhere along the line, the sensitivities of a bully-in-the-making have become overwhelmed. The result is a child defended against the feelings of vulnerability and often perceptions that would lead to feeling vulnerable. There are a number of reasons this can happen, some within, but many outside, a parent's control. A child who is defended against his own wounds is not likely to be sensitive to the wounds of others. Besides, when a child is too defended against vulnerability for 'mad' to turn to 'sad', frustration turns foul and leaves the child with a mean streak. Adding frustration to the equation in such a child only pours gasoline on the fire and puts others at risk for getting hurt.
 
Canada's cool, grandparents lived there when I was a kid, learned to ride a bike and swim there, good memories, would like to go back to take the wife to see the Rockies.
 
patsfan1379 said:
Well I hope your constant berating and judgement of others makes you feel better.

Were you picked on in school?

the bully enigma
Most attempts to change bullies, or even to teach them a lesson, are not only futile but counterproductive. The reason for this is that most interventions are blind, devoid of an understanding of what makes a bully in the first place. Part of the problem is that the bully is an enigma. There are at least three reasons for this. First of all, very few bullies would identify themselves as such or confess to the act. Secondly, bullies lack self-reflection and so cannot tell us about themselves. Thirdly, the violating nature of the bully's behaviour distracts from the salient issues and underlying dynamics. The symptoms are social but the dysfunction is psychological. The arena of violation is in children's relating to each other but the genesis of the problem is in relationship to adults. The demeanor is one of toughness yet the sensitivity to slight is acute. The behaviour is pushy and demanding yet the personality is highly dependent and immature. Unless we can shed some light into the internal workings of the bully, our interventions will inevitably be off base.

the bully syndrome
The key to making sense of the bully is not in what the bully does, but rather in what is missing in the bully. When one gets past the violating behaviour to the underlying functioning, gaping holes become apparent. Firstly, the bully lacks a sense of responsibility. There are usually two reasons for this deficiency: a) a lack of an underlying sense of agency or b) the child is too defended against vulnerability to feel responsible. Both appear to be true in the bully. To spend effort trying to make the bully accountable does little to change this state of affairs and only convinces the bully that adults are against him or her, which hardens the bully even further. If the bully was capable of feeling responsible, he or she would not be a bully in the first place.

Secondly, the bully lacks adaptive functioning. The bully cannot deal with change and therefore seeks the familiar. The bully does not learn from mistakes, benefit from negative experience, or change as a result of failure. Bullies are neither resourceful nor resilient. Adults who are unaware of this dysfunction will inevitably insist on upping the ante: applying more consequences, teaching a lesson they hope the bully will never forget. If the child was adaptive, he or she would not be a bully in first place. Consequences work wonders for those who can feel the futility of a course of action. On the other hand, consequences only enrage and provoke those who cannot .

Thirdly, the bully lacks integrative functioning. Not only do bullies fail to mix well with others, at least not without someone having to do the accommodating to keep the peace, but they lack mixed feelings. That is the reason they are so untempered in experience and expression. They are impulsive, compulsive, rigid, brazen, dogmatic in their personality and inconsiderate and insensitive in their relating. This deficiency cannot be cured by training in social skills or by confronting the lack of empathy. This integrative dysfunction is deeply rooted in psychological immaturity. Unless these kids become unstuck they will remain untempered for life. If they remain untempered, they are also more likely to be uncivilized unless their behaviour can be orchestrated by someone they can look up to.

In addition to this lack of normal functioning, the bully does not properly depend upon those responsible for him or her and does not experience life in a vulnerable way. These missing elements when properly understood, tell the story of the bully and explains much of their personality and behaviour. When such children are mixed with others, bullying is bound to occur.

how bullies are born
The bully syndrome is the offspring of the union of two deep-seated problems. Each of the problems are fairly common and do not, in isolation, result in bullying. It is the combination of these problems that gives rise to the bully syndrome. One of the deep-seated problems is disordered attachments. Instead of seeking to depend upon those responsible for him or her, the bully seeks to dominate. This aberrant attachment pattern can be caused by a number of conditions that will be outlined in the course.

The second problem is one of emotional hardening or desensitization. Somewhere along the line, the sensitivities of a bully-in-the-making have become overwhelmed. The result is a child defended against the feelings of vulnerability and often perceptions that would lead to feeling vulnerable. There are a number of reasons this can happen, some within, but many outside, a parent's control. A child who is defended against his own wounds is not likely to be sensitive to the wounds of others. Besides, when a child is too defended against vulnerability for 'mad' to turn to 'sad', frustration turns foul and leaves the child with a mean streak. Adding frustration to the equation in such a child only pours gasoline on the fire and puts others at risk for getting hurt.
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lol, are you getting serious here on us bro? Are you perhaps casting this thread as being in jest when you are actually serious and find it annoying that I am so easily making your assertions look stupid?

I hate America because your judicial system is dumb enough to reward a man for going to the bathroom and leaving his RV on 'cruise'. He claimed the company should have been more explicit in advising him what the function was for as he thought it was automatic pilot.

Man you fuckers are dumb.
 
bluepeter said:
I hate America because your judicial system is dumb enough to reward a man for going to the bathroom and leaving his RV on 'cruise'. He claimed the company should have been more explicit in advising him what the function was for as he thought it was automatic pilot.
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LOL

Welcome to the Land of the Obvious Disclaimers.

Do all new RVs now come with a BIG ASS disclaimer sticker on the left-sided sunshade (the right side is already full with he car-seat related disclaimer) stating that the cruise button is only for the speed and not for the steering as well?
 
bluepeter said:
lol, are you getting serious here on us bro? Are you perhaps casting this thread as being in jest when you are actually serious and find it annoying that I am so easily making your assertions look stupid?

I hate America because your judicial system is dumb enough to reward a man for going to the bathroom and leaving his RV on 'cruise'. He claimed the company should have been more explicit in advising him what the function was for as he thought it was automatic pilot.

Man you fuckers are dumb.
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50% of the claims made there would be thrown out of court before the hearings in Canada. On this aspect, I must admit that it's easier for corporations sine we dont have to fear lawsuits coming from dumb hillbillies.
 
bluepeter said:
lol, are you getting serious here on us bro? Are you perhaps casting this thread as being in jest when you are actually serious and find it annoying that I am so easily making your assertions look stupid?

I hate America because your judicial system is dumb enough to reward a man for going to the bathroom and leaving his RV on 'cruise'. He claimed the company should have been more explicit in advising him what the function was for as he thought it was automatic pilot.

Man you fuckers are dumb.
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In order for me to get annoyed at someone making my assertions look stupid I would have to be legitmately trying to prove that Canada sucks.

I made a joke thread. I'm making fun of a highway made of snow, mullets and the word hoser.

The only thing I'm serious about is telling you that honestly - 100% seriously - maybe you should talk to someone to find out why you need to make others feel stupid to make yourself feel better.
 
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