I had to post this.....

[FrankRizzo]

THE BARBER
>> > >
>> > > One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut
>> > > he asks the barber about his bill. "I am sorry, I cannot accept money
>> > > from you. I am doing community service." The florist is pleased and
>> > > leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open his
>> > > shop, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting at his
door.
>> > >
>> > > Later a Cop comes in for a haircut and he also goes to pay the
barber,
>> > > and the barber replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you. I
>> > > am doing community service." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.
>The
>> > > next morning the barber goes to open his shop, there is a thank you
>> > > card and a dozen donuts waiting at his door.
>> > >
>> > > A Democrat comes for a hair cut and when he asks the barber what he
>> > > owes, the barber replies: "I am sorry I cannot accept money from you.
>> > > I am doing community service." The Democrat is very happy and
leaves.
>> > > The next morning when the barber goes to open his shop, a dozen
>> > > Democrats are lined up waiting for a free haircut

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie

 

[GLP]

I like.

 

[FrankRizzo]

HEY Dread Lady! I had recently added that to my MP3 player to workout with and it stuck in my head. You're allright.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

ehehe..... gotta love that song

 

[FrankRizzo]

The title is something I can relate to! J/K

What should I use as an avatar? I'm almost there?

 

[HelenSL]

The title is something I can relate to! J/K

What should I use as an avatar? I'm almost there?

something that represents all of your inward and outward beauty (as far as possible with you), sweetheart...

love
helen

 

[FrankRizzo]

That would have to be...

A GREAT BIG CAK AND BAWLSSSSS!!

I crack myself up!

I may have to even borrow a pic off your website Helen!!!!!!

 

[FrankRizzo]

......If you could just post a pic of you with crap all over your face after it has been beat in with a golf club.

 

[gymnpoppa]

Oh, the shame of it

Rizzo, you have confirmed what I already suspected...
you are an AVATAR WHORE! Just posting to satisfy your avatar cravings! WAAAZZZIP BIIAATCH!! Where is my Star? PM me