I got thoroughly pwnt tonight

[jnevin]

I have this friend that has the gay that loves to try to set me up with wimmins. The times I've gone out with them they've been pretty but always really insecure with issues. He's the overly nice and super latin gay type of gay too. Sees the slightest bit of good in people and that's all he sees. A quality I'm slightly envious of. So he set me up with another one and I wanted to talk to her first. He resisted but gave me her number. We talked a few times, she's cool, we decide to grab some soosh tonight.

a) She was a good 5" taller than me.

b) She had a good 40 lbs on me (and I weigh 215 lbs).

When she sat down her gunt hit the table. She ordered a bottle of wine, I told her I don't drink. She ordered it anyway and drank it all. She ordered 6 rolls. She was cool and all, but heyell nah. I faked getting a text saying I needed to pick my friend up at the airport and she asked if I wanted to burn dinner off before I went to get him. It was overall uncomfortable.

Good part: She paid so I got free soosh. I'm going to switch Marcos' HIV cocktail with Flintstone vitamins for this one.

 

[puddlemonkey]

a) She was a good 5" taller than me.

b) She had a good 40 lbs on me (and I weigh 215 lbs).

You're damaged goods, it's not gonna get much better than this.

 

[jnevin]

Quit sticking up for your taller twin sister.

 

[nimbus]

I'm going to switch Marcos' HIV cocktail with Flintstone vitamins for this one.

lmao

 

[puddlemonkey]

Good part: She paid so I got free soosh.

 

[nimbus]

the second you said you didn't drink she was probably like 'fuck, my chances just went to nil'

 

[jnevin]

the second you said you didn't drink she was probably like 'fuck, my chances just went to nil'

I was 3 caps of ghb into the night when I got there too, just to stay all loosey goosey.

 

[calveless wonder]

lol @ lets go burn dinner off.

 

[calveless wonder]

at least you can say Dikembe Mutombo wanted to bang you

 

[jnevin]

lol @ lets go burn dinner off.

She would have had to had cocks across america to burn her dinners off.

 

[puddlemonkey]

the second you said you didn't drink she was probably like 'fuck, my chances just went to nil'

I'm sure a woman like that has rape in her repertoire.

 

[nimbus]

at least you can say Dikembe Mutombo wanted to bang you

in that case by "lets go burn dinner off" would've been "who wants to sex mutombo"

 

[nimbus]

She would have had to had cocks across america to burn her dinners off.

lmao

 

[uamaverick]

Ahh man that sucks, feeling awkward is never fun. And LMAO @ Dikembe Mutombo. My favorite b-ball player of all time.

 

[mrplunkey]

a) She was a good 5" taller than me.

b) She had a good 40 lbs on me (and I weigh 215 lbs).

Guess what? Your gay friend is trying to slowly acclimate you to guys.

You're going to wake-up in a Yaris here in a few months with a sore feeling in you o-ring wondering how something this terrible could happen to you.

Enjoy!

 

[-SD-]

Guess what? Your gay friend is trying to slowly acclimate you to guys.

You're going to wake-up in a Yaris here in a few months with a sore feeling in you o-ring wondering how something this terrible could happen to you.

Enjoy!

Titcr
Sounds like a dood rob

 

[miplank]

lol, that shit is too funny

 

[shirlene29]

what did soulballs think of her??

 

[jnevin]

what did soulballs think of her??

 

[PICK3]

I have this friend that has the gay that loves to try to set me up with wimmins. The times I've gone out with them they've been pretty but always really insecure with issues. He's the overly nice and super latin gay type of gay too. Sees the slightest bit of good in people and that's all he sees. A quality I'm slightly envious of. So he set me up with another one and I wanted to talk to her first. He resisted but gave me her number. We talked a few times, she's cool, we decide to grab some soosh tonight.

a) She was a good 5" taller than me.

b) She had a good 40 lbs on me (and I weigh 215 lbs).

When she sat down her gunt hit the table. She ordered a bottle of wine, I told her I don't drink. She ordered it anyway and drank it all. She ordered 6 rolls. She was cool and all, but heyell nah. I faked getting a text saying I needed to pick my friend up at the airport and she asked if I wanted to burn dinner off before I went to get him. It was overall uncomfortable.

Good part: She paid so I got free soosh. I'm going to switch Marcos' HIV cocktail with Flintstone vitamins for this one.

too hungover to read all that

did y'all have anal?

 

[shirlene29]

heh

 

[iggy]

show us a pic jnev

 

[-SD-]

too hungover to read all that

did y'all have anal?

Yes, he took it up teh ass

 

[jnevin]

It's been texting me. This stresses the Nev.

 

[calveless wonder]

It's been texting me. This stresses the Nev.

send it a couple of cheeseburgers

 

[EnderJE]

It's been texting me. This stresses the Nev.

I'm sensing CIC pt2!

 

[jnevin]

send it a couple of cheeseburgers

Well I smanged Soulballs on my way home tonight and my phone buzzed like 5 times. I told her it was probably my ex wondering if my daughter was ok at the sitter. Then after i wiped off on her pillow case and checked my messages I was all "aww shit", hit ^aA, scrolled up, and hit delete. "Uh, yeah babe, it was the ex" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

[ortiz34]

lol@ burn dinner off!

 

[BlueBird]

Nimbus has reached his LMAO quota for a thread.