I didn't get my girlfriend anything for V-day and guess what...

[blueta2]

Unless your girlfriend is a blow up doll,

DING DING DING DING......you got that one right!

 

[alien amp pharm]

You are jaded my friend, with that atitude you'll always end up miserable and alone.

lmao

I've always enjoyed being alone actually. Plus I'd rather be alone than to marry some chick "just because" then be a miserable, sexless, nutless husband with a bunch of money draining, time consuming kids running around like I've seen many of my friends do.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

Freddie is the man. LOL... Why are all the good men gay?

Now, what could possibly have given you the impression that I am gay? People make such assumptions...

 

[alien amp pharm]

Freddie is the man. LOL... Why are all the good men gay?

They are good because they don't have to put up with women like you.

p.s. Happy Valentine's Day!

 

[blueta2]

I am shivering from reading the words buck, bang and sale, all in one sentence. I'm reaching for the Xanax in fact. Darling, why are you passing on the opportunity to increase your collection of rocks? Take it from me: the longer you are together, the more you love dates like today. OK? Because the longer you are together, the lesser the chances that you will be getting rocks out of the blue. Unless there is a big sale at Kay's, which seems to be your destiny if you don't change your speech pronto. Take it from a pro!

LOL....I can just devour you!

 

[heatherrae]

Now, what could possibly have given you the impression that I am gay? People make such assumptions...

Sorry for the assumption. Wanna come be my Valentine? Bring some expensive bauble. ;-)

 

[needtogetaas]

a teddy bear holding a heart.

 

[jackangel]

if i weren't so lazy about it, i might start a thread/poll like this:

which poster and his dominant theme is the most tiresome?

a. aap and his "i'm not whipped anymore, let me comment on how everyone is whipped, oh and btw, did i mention i'm not whipped??"

b. lestat and his "religion is fucked, a christian shoved a bible up my arse yesterday and that's not nice..."

c. gambino and his "omg jesus did i mention lately how i love afro-american horsecock? can't get enough of that nightstick"

 

[bran987]

hahaha all this youthful idealism will fade

 

[Freddie de Lux]

if i weren't so lazy about it, i might start a thread/poll like this:

which poster and his dominant theme is the most tiresome?

a. aap and his "i'm not whipped anymore, let me comment on how everyone is whipped, oh and btw, did i mention i'm not whipped??"

b. lestat and his "religion is fucked, a christian shoved a bible up my arse yesterday and that's not nice..."

c. gambino and his "omg jesus did i mention lately how i love afro-american horsecock? can't get enough of that nightstick"

Funny, I have more in common with those people than I thought.