I didn't get my girlfriend anything for V-day and guess what...

[Freddie de Lux]

Thanks! I guess I just never felt compelled to buy expensive gifts so that women would like me. Plus it weeds out the golddiggers and spoiled ones.

p.s. Did you really buy your woman a Jag?

Oh, please: women don't go for that! Suggestion: buy 2 mini bottles of Veuve Clicquot and toast to your love, sipping champagne with her from cute straws. No need for more than that (al least that, Darling. Please). She will love it and she will be happy to perform whatever sexual favors you may want from her, and not think that she is doing it for someone who does not buy into the commercialization side of celebrating Saint Valentine, the most romantic day of the year.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

I got him a card ... and he's getting leftover meatloaf for dinner, I'll tell ya, that is one lucky man I'm married to

In all seriousness, I have to agree with gonelifting on this one. I think the gifts JUST BECAUSE it's a certain day of the year, lame

It's cute when you're first dating but when you've been together for a long time, actually the unexpected surprises out of the blue can be more romantic (plus you get more bang for your buck when you buy really cool things on sale).

I am shivering from reading the words buck, bang and sale, all in one sentence. I'm reaching for the Xanax in fact. Darling, why are you passing on the opportunity to increase your collection of rocks? Take it from me: the longer you are together, the more you love dates like today. OK? Because the longer you are together, the lesser the chances that you will be getting rocks out of the blue. Unless there is a big sale at Kay's, which seems to be your destiny if you don't change your speech pronto. Take it from a pro!

 

[musclemom]

I am shivering from reading the words buck, bang and sale, all in one sentence. I'm reaching for the Xanax in fact. Darling, why are you passing on the opportunity to increase your collection of rocks? Take it from me: the longer you are together, the more you love dates like today. OK? Because the longer you are together, the lesser the chances that you will be getting rocks out of the blue. Unless there is a big sale at Kay's, which seems to be your destiny if you don't change your speech pronto. Take it from a pro!

I you, Freddie

 

[superqt4u2nv]

She is cheating on you!

 

[alien amp pharm]

She is cheating on you!

That's not possible


...unless she found the key to the cage somehow.

 

[Freddie de Lux]

She is cheating on you!

Well, she will be cheating on him if he keeps believing that women don't mind if they do not get at least a card on dates like today.

 

[Nathan]

I can't tell if you are being serious or not.

Never try. It is the trick to enjoying GL's posts. And man can you ever enjoy em if you just LET GO.

 

[Y_lifter]

Got all my ladies at the house some really nice mixed flowers from Target last night. Place was a ZOO with the people scrambling for candy, baskets etc.

Mixed flowers last much longer than roses and are cheaper and IMO look
better..

And I didn't even get them in a vase because we have like 5 of them at the house

 

[Bikini Mod]

Thanks! I guess I just never felt compelled to buy expensive gifts so that women would like me. Plus it weeds out the golddiggers and spoiled ones.

p.s. Did you really buy your woman a Jag?

LOL

If you only knew....





And yes, he did. And no, I didnt ask for it.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Got all my ladies at the house some really nice mixed flowers from Target last night. Place was a ZOO with the people scrambling for candy, baskets etc.

Mixed flowers last much longer than roses and are cheaper and IMO look
better..

And I didn't even get them in a vase because we have like 5 of them at the house

Awh now that is sweet.
I hope you enjoy your semi-annual sex night tonight.