It could be worse, I share an office with the most brilliant research doctor I have ever met. I have to hear him fart every day. He doesnt give a shit anymore, I mean he cant or he'd go insane because people die alot, and he is 60, so glad I do not work in oncology (cancer). I am very lucky because I get to hear him postulate all day long, he's brilliant, but still, he farts soo fucking much. It's killing me, I need to retire soon. I am done. I am going to have to figure out how to give him beano into his diet or something. It's awesome though, he is so brilliant, he just gardens. That simple!! But he grows beans too, fucking sucks. But he knows he's brilliant and just chills in his garden, oh and he also makes wine and is a millionaire. But he has no care in the world, certainly if he cared, he would not fart in my presence, bastard! I shouldnt complain though, I mean he allows me into his office, well he was going to kick me out last week over not listening to him about medical ethics. He said I should just agree with him. But my disagreement was actually a request for more of his knowledge, so he should waste more time educating me. Bastard