I can't dance for shit, but neither can you

[i-Supplements]

You can dance if you wanna
You can leave your friends behind
becuase if they don't dance, and if they can't dance
they're no friend of mine

DO THE FUCKING SAFETY DANCE

 

[wootoom]

i cant dance-Genesis


men without hats is also a sweet band

 

[BrothaBill]

You can watch 60minutes
You can watch Phil Donahue
But if youre friends cant watch, and if they wont watch
Then Captain Kangaroo...

heeeeyyy

 

[samoth]

BB STFU

lmao

pwned

 

[roidpuple]

I love to dance... .... but some cant .. come cant talk.. and everything about them is the way they walk

 

[tiger88]

white chicks are the WORST at dancing. especially when they are in a group of friends and they are all dancing all drunk to some pathetic 50 Cent song and they all make those stupid faces. disgusting. I made a great thread about this like a year ago. someone find it. now.

LOL so so true

I can line dance with the best of them i aint no hillbilly just i took a semster of it once and i can tear up and went a big time hillbilly bar once in Houston was put on a clinic there


as dance revolution I rule at that too since i am so quick on my feet but that doestn make a good dancer

that line he can dance he must be good in bed" is fucking bs

ive seen peter north dance. and it is BAD but he fuck with the best of them

 

[Dirk Howat]

For a man in a club, either you dance like a male stripper or you do not dance.
There is no inbetween. Because if you cannot dance well, you should not dance. It will get you nowhere with women except as a show of sympathy.

If you are older, you may try ballroom dancing which is what real sexual dancing is about. The man leads the women, closeness, perfect harmony.

When I was in college I did security for the ballroom dancing club and they did not have enough guys at the dance. So the girls asked me to dance. The hottest chick, a proto-Mormon looking girl, hb9, danced with me all night long.

If you want hot babes, join a ball room dance club and you will not only enjoy the closeness of some beautiful, sophisticated women, it is better then watching t.v.

 

[c-sharp minor]

For a man in a club, either you dance like a male stripper or you do not dance.
There is no inbetween. Because if you cannot dance well, you should not dance. It will get you nowhere with women except as a show of sympathy.

If you are older, you may try ballroom dancing which is what real sexual dancing is about. The man leads the women, closeness, perfect harmony.

When I was in college I did security for the ballroom dancing club and they did not have enough guys at the dance. So the girls asked me to dance. The hottest chick, a proto-Mormon looking girl, hb9, danced with me all night long.

If you want hot babes, join a ball room dance club and you will not only enjoy the closeness of some beautiful, sophisticated women, it is better then watching t.v.

True.

But, then again, I am older.

 

[roidpuple]

i dont know what it is like... to not beable to dance...

 

[evansteve]

Seriously folks, let's stop the insanity. Just cause your drunk doesn't mean you can dance now. Ok, they might not laugh at you in front of you but they are still laughing.

I can't dance for shit, but I admit it, nor do I try to unless I am forced to. I also notice 90% of the white population can't either. So please knock it off. I am talking about the women too.

Also women, what's with the cock teasing dance moves? Does your ego need to be stroked that bad? Would you like it if I made the most delicious looking chocolate cake in front of you? and it smelled great too and at the end I was like, "Nope, you don't get some. I'm leaving and taking the cake with me."

Gentleman, just say to the cock teasing.

I can dance pretty well. I should go clubbing sometime. If only I had people to go with.