I can't dance for shit, but neither can you

[*MissFit*]

I disagree with this one..


Not being able to dance and being able to fuck are too completely different things...

And moving ones body to musci while inb ed and on a dance floor are different as well..

I was told that if a woman cannot move her body sensually to the music then she must be crap in bed too.

 

[BrothaBill]

You should totally teach me how to dance and stuff. Others have tried, but I think they either failed or did it solely for their amusement.

Either way, I suck at this dancing thing.

I used to totally suck, but I used D** and went to the clubs and I turned it to an amazing dancer, I mean crazy good. Like I was competing in circles against these people who practiced all the time and they were like damn youre good. ITs amazing, I could copy exactly what they were doing only better and stuff I saw on tv, really weird. I dont do it anymore but ever since then I can dance great. weird eh?

 

[*MissFit*]

I think alot of ppl can't dance because they don't bother to learn

 

[UA_Iron]

I think alot of ppl can't dance because they don't bother to learn

lets dance

 

[KillahBee]

I disagree with you.
If all you meet is white drunk chicks dancing with their friends that means you are socialising in the wrong places. I go to places where women don't get drunk like whores do and they can control their movements.

I was told that if a woman cannot move her body sensually to the music then she must be crap in bed too.

a) I don't hang out in those places anymore
b) the whole dancing = sex thing is along the sames lines as foot size = penis size - it's fucking stupid. that being said, a woman that can dance well and seductively (aka a stripper) makes most men crazy
c) I am right about everything
d) I think Tiger's gonna win today

 

[*MissFit*]

u lead

Also when your out.. i find it hard to even attempt to dance without having ur ass grabbed.. so better just not to bother

lets dance

 

[BUBBLES]

If you cannot move your hips in an erotic way freely while standing up how are you able to move your hips on top or under a man which is a little more intricate?

I disagree with this one..


Not being able to dance and being able to fuck are too completely different things...

And moving ones body to musci while inb ed and on a dance floor are different as well..

 

[n0th1ng]

Whats bouncing? Is that when people dry hump eachother?

 

[samoth]

I used to totally suck, but I used D** and went to the clubs and I turned it to an amazing dancer, I mean crazy good. Like I was competing in circles against these people who practiced all the time and they were like damn youre good. ITs amazing, I could copy exactly what they were doing only better and stuff I saw on tv, really weird. I dont do it anymore but ever since then I can dance great. weird eh?

Christ, maybe that's my problem, I keep falling down in a k hole whilst at the clubs. I should stick with psychadelics perhaps.

lol @ d**

 

[BrothaBill]

Sex is too simple not to be really good at, really!! IME