I call bullshit on 99% of the women on Elite...

[tiger88]

lol ef chics are knew how to change a flat tire


x box is cool


chics go out and buy it and pre order the Halo



also pop tops and pringles are important

 

[Spartacus]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm, you think 3 minutes would be enough to capture my attention?

3 minutes was the high estimate...thinking more like 30 seconds

 

[Gymgurl]

I think that I am pretty much the same in person. Everthing that I say on here is pretty much me ....I have people on here that know me off of the internet and can say that I am the same. Yes I do get moody and bitchy.....but I am a female.....what do you expect...

 

[Spartacus]

I expect wild and sweaty sex to make up for the mood swings

 

[Puddles]

I've met about 6 people from here and I think the only surprise they've discovered is when they come to my home and see how domestic I am. I love to cook and garden and enjoy the simple things in life as well as the crazy times. I've hung out with Nicole a few times and she's the same in person as she is on the boards, actually, she's better in person, I don't think her kind heart shows as much online. She speaks very highly of Raina who I'd also love to meet someday. I think most of the women on here represent themselves pretty accurately.

 

[SoKlueles]

I think some of the guys on here like the one that"dont lick the kitty" are full of it too....I would love to meet MrsPuddles and gymgurl(my girl). Ive even talked to GG on the phone a few times. Shes cool as hell....I havent actually met anyone....well...nm on that one I love hearing guys side of the story...sometimes tho, its hard to grasp the idea of a guy whacking off 5 and 6 times a day...Where are guys like you that can get a raging hard on that many times a day? EF men represent less than 1% of the men worldwide

 

[Puddles]

sometimes tho, its hard to grasp the idea of a guy whacking off 5 and 6 times a day...Where are guys like you that can get a raging hard on that many times a day? EF men represent less than 1% of the men worldwide

I'm married to one of them...I love it when he's on cycle!

 

[jenscats5]

I HATE to spend money -- yes I am a tightwad & I don't like shopping. I only go clothes shopping when there's a coupon & I only buy what's on sale. You should see me at the grocery store.....TIGHT!! I live beneath my means....

I curse a lot (the F word too often!), I have a horrible temper & I can drink a lot of men under the table or at least keep up.

I'm not always neat......I love my cats like kids......but I can't stand children....never wanted any, don't like em & that turns a lot of people off.....I have no patience for stupid people -- which is mostly the whole earthly population......I'm an agressive driver.....

I like to cook & am pretty good at it & I would say my sex drive is average....


So no BS over here & I am a woman (although I've been told I have "male" tendencies)

 

[SoKlueles]

I'm married to one of them...I love it when he's on cycle!

can i borrow him for say.....2 days?

 

[BO-DEN]

Hmm..yes you're huge (noting your avatar)...you're pretty smart (reading your previous posts).... HUNG? Hmm this you'll have to prove - pics please! LOL

heh,

now im

-SMART
-HUGE
-HUNG
-BLUSHING

in spring ill see about doing an abs/"hung" pic for the pictures of men board