I call bullshit on 99% of the women on Elite...

[Dial_tone]

There's been no bullshitting from all the ones i've talked to on the phone.

(disclaimer: I've never talked to any EF babes on the phone)

 

[Lao Tzu]

And get this. 99% of the women on elite have bfs or are married but wanna tease us all day. Ghee, *thanks*. HMPF!

Ive always found this fact demeaning as hell.

 

[tripleblonde]

Ive always found this fact demeaning as hell.

Hey! I'm not married and DO NOT PLAN ON IT ANY TIME SOON!!! lol

Marriage = SCARY!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Hey! I'm not married and DO NOT PLAN ON IT ANY TIME SOON!!! lol

Marriage = SCARY!

Marriage = non-issue meaning N-E-V-E-R


You all are looking at a permanent girlfriend.




Now, if I could only make it to the second date.


LOL

 

[mordy]

Marriage = non-issue meaning N-E-V-E-R


You all are looking at a permanent girlfriend.




Now, if I could only make it to the second date.


LOL

Second date? Gee you must have horrible date skills. Or you put out to quick

 

[Spartacus]

esp that "superqtget on your knees and grovel in front of me " "babe"...jeez no wonder so many women end up with asshole boyfriends...a lot has to do with how they posture themselves

 

[Lumberg]

No, you're weak with no willpower. And your deadlift will never amount to anything.

Backdafuckup. Now. No one disses my woman. NO ONE.

 

[Lumberg]

My babe is in alot of ways a guy trapped in a woman's body.

1. She is a complete & absolute football nut, although she slipped when she said she thinks Jason Carr is hot. (it's David Carr, babe)
2. Her sex drive is off the charts; even higher than mine.
3. never wears makeup and is ready to go before you finish asking "how soon can you be ready?"
4. Couldn't care less if I look at porn online (as long as I send her the good shit)
5. hates cute nicknames like honey, sweetie, snookums, sweetcheeks, etc. I do call her Pussy and she likes that.
6. hates to shop unless it's something for the computer.


It's kinda like dating tiger88, only with a tight pussy. LOL

WOW.

Assuming she's hot, she's a keeper

 

[Lumberg]

interesting post......and prob. true in a lot of aspects.....i've already admitted plenty of the shit i pull on a daily basis....

and besides working out the only "sports" i'm into is watching dale jr. race the #8

That is sooo fucking cool! I LOVE NASCAR. My guy is Tony Stewart, but I got my ex into it and hers is Junior.

HE stunk it up last race didn't he?

 

[Lumberg]

I'm not perfect. I never pretended to be. I'm a insane raging bitch. Just ask Lumberg.

Slightly insane yes. Raging bitch no.