I call bullshit on 99% of the women on Elite...

[Spartacus]

BO-DEn you are a big son-o-bitch..are you really that angry?..or is it a part-time act?..if you're ever in bama the beer's on me

 

[Puddles]

can i borrow him for say.....2 days?

Come over and I'll share him with ya. He's on cycle for about another 6 wks.

 

[Spartacus]

can I cum too?

 

[velvett]

I've met about 6 people from here and I think the only surprise they've discovered is when they come to my home and see how domestic I am. I love to cook and garden and enjoy the simple things in life as well as the crazy times. I've hung out with Nicole a few times and she's the same in person as she is on the boards, actually, she's better in person, I don't think her kind heart shows as much online. She speaks very highly of Raina who I'd also love to meet someday. I think most of the women on here represent themselves pretty accurately.

Puddles, Nicole and Raina have always come across as great ladies and I would hang with them in a second.

 

[Spartacus]

deadlifter says:
can you imagine sleeping and i slowly spread your legs w/o waking you and then start licking your kitty?
K says:
OHHHHHHH FUCKKKK...dont get me started
deadlifter says:
its cool as hell to feel her wake up as i get going on her
K says:
i havent had sex in quite a while
K says:
meowwww
deadlifter says:
2 months here for me
K says:
hmmmmm
K says:
well imagine this
K says:
me standing before your eyes..about 7 feet away....wearing a simple shrtspeggeti strap back dress and open toeblack high heels
K says:
i amd staring in your eyes
K says:
fixed
K says:
upon your manlyness
K says:
taking my hand and removing the strap off my shoulder
K says:
moving very sexually and seductivly to the music playing
K says:
the song by john mayor "your body is a wonderland"
K says:
you stare and watch as m black dress dropps to the floor
deadlifter says:
what about NIN "I want to fuck you like an animal"
K says:
being completly volnerable
K says:
to you
K says:
bearing all my naked ness
K says:
wearing only my black high heels
deadlifter says:
i can almost smell you
K says:
i step over my dress and walk toward you
K says:
i then begin to give you an amazing lap dance
K says:
rotating each hip back and forth
K says:
hands in the air
K says:
arms raised up over my head
K says:
as i move my body for you
K says:
i then get eye level with you
K says:
and just look
K says:
into your eyes
K says:
i look
K says:
and read
K says:
what your body is wanting
K says:
i moisten my lips with my tounge softly
K says:
and i dive into a kiss
K says:
a deep
K says:
passionate
K says:
kiss
K says:
breathing me in as i breath you in
deadlifter says:
so much for my nap
K says:
: )
deadlifter says:
i gotta go rub one out
K says:
i then turn around and straddle your legs
K says:
as you sit intensly in your leather chair
K says:
you see my body
K says:
how tan and soft
K says:
my ass is in your complete view
K says:
you touch me and kiss my lower back and every where you desire
K says:
causing my body to weaken
deadlifter says:
iw ould
K says:
weaken to your touch
K says:
you see the little blonde hairs that crawl up my back ....ohhh the way they rise and stand to your every touch
deadlifter says:
you have those?
deadlifter says:
oh boy
K says:
i then bend over bringing my hands to your feet
K says:
legs stil straddling your thighs
K says:
you see my kitty
K says:
how smooth and pink and fresh she is
K says:
you have made her very wet
K says:
this turns you on
K says:
you want to taste
K says:
but i bring my ands to your knees holding my body up almost in doogy position
K says:
and turn and look at you
K says:
and say
K says:
not yet
K says:
and i reachmy finger inside
K says:
and then tatse it for you
K says:
and smile as i taste
Ksays:
mmmmmm. she is good
K says:
you get so worked up
K says:
i can hear you breathing heavy
K says:
you cant take it anymore
K says:
you pick me up
K says:
and lean me over the arm of the chair
K says:
and you wrap my hair around your wrist
K says:
untill your hand reaches the back of my neck
K says:
griping me tightly
K says:
you say
K says:
ohhh im going to fuck you......
deadlifter says:
relentlessly
K says:
i tur and say ......yes you are......fuck this itty
K says:
kitty
K says:
she wants you
K says:
take her
K says:
make her yours
deadlifter says:
you want me to go in slow,or lsma it home?
K says:
you slide your cock inside...deep.....my legs are open wide as you slide it in
K says:
you hold it there for a second
K says:
so deep
K says:
right in there
K says:
filling the walls of my kitty
K says:
you love the warmth
K says:
the wetness
K says:
the tight muscell reaction
deadlifter says:
haah
deadlifter says:
are u playing with yourself?
K says:
you then hold your head back and and then bring it back down..like an animal
K says:
and you begin to fuck
K says:
hard
K says:
just fuckin
K says:
yes i am touching myself
K says:
ok ill stop now..sorry i got a bit carried away
deadlifter says:
its cool,i got to get back to work
K says:
ohhhh mannn
K says:
that is a classic

 

[ZKaudio]

i am a woman... (shhh)

 

[Fonz]

esp that "superqtget on your knees and grovel in front of me " "babe"...jeez no wonder so many women end up with asshole boyfriends...a lot has to do with how they posture themselves

LOL...its 3 AM and that made me laugh out loud...because its so true.

 

[Pamela]

I like what JenZ said!!

 

[Fonz]

i am a woman... (shhh)

That became apparent after the 2nd post you ever made

hhehehe...

 

[jenscats5]

I like what JenZ said!!

Which part? LOL but Thanks!!