I call bullshit on 99% of the women on Elite...

[Lady Godiva]

I dont have common sense

Sex drive is low lately

If you consider Xbox as a sport, then yes

 

[argent]

If I've said it once I've said it a million times.... FEDS

Shhhhhh, don't draw attention to yourself.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Second date? Gee you must have horrible date skills. Or you put out to quick

There is never a second date because 5 minutes into the first one (if I even make myself go that far) I am thinking... "Can I go now?"

LOL If they call me again, I don't answer or return the call. If they don't call, I am actually relieved.

 

[Spartacus]

its a shame "mom'..give me 3 minutes

 

[tripleblonde]

That is sooo fucking cool! I LOVE NASCAR. My guy is Tony Stewart, but I got my ex into it and hers is Junior.

HE stunk it up last race didn't he?

stewart fan eh?

tell me about it! I can't believe how awful he did last race.....it was pitiful!
i think he ended the race like 40 some odd laps down

but daytona made my year! That was so freaking cool when he won both that and the busch race!!!

 

[fistfullofsteel]

don't hate me cause i'm beautiful, hate me because my pee pee is bigger than yours.

 

[Lumberg]

stewart fan eh?

tell me about it! I can't believe how awful he did last race.....it was pitiful!
i think he ended the race like 40 some odd laps down

but daytona made my year! That was so freaking cool when he won both that and the busch race!!!

werd. he'll do better at Hotlanta.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

 

[lamamacita]

When it boils down to it, I think we all have our "bitchy" moments (female and male). I will tell you one thing though, being off birth control makes me have A LOT less of those moments!

 

[Bikini Mod]

its a shame "mom'..give me 3 minutes

Hhhhhhhhhhhhmmmm, you think 3 minutes would be enough to capture my attention?