I burned all my porn in my fireplace last night

[Test boy]

I always sold off my porno collections when there was no longer room to sleep in the bedroom.

 

[frorider6]

OMG I have Playboys dating back to like 93 or 94!!!

Playboy?!?! That's coffee table material, not porn.

 

[polarpixie]

You maniac you!!!

 

[danielson]

porno nazi

 

[Enrico]

how flammable is your semen?

Semen is mostly mucoid proteins, combined with some simple polysaccharides. Less than 1% of the volume is actually living sperm cells. Given that polysaccharides and mucoid proteins are complex carbon-based polymers, dried semen might be somewhat flammable, but not terribly so.

 

[manny78]

OMG I have Playboys dating back to like 93 or 94!!!

I'm sure my dad could beat you easily, he used to have (and I'm sure he still does) Playboy's from 1975......

 

[Test boy]

Semen is mostly mucoid proteins, combined with some simple polysaccharides. Less than 1% of the volume is actually living sperm cells. Given that polysaccharides and mucoid proteins are complex carbon-based polymers, dried semen might be somewhat flammable, but not terribly so.

Are you crazy...anytime the campfire gets too big, I simply ejaculate on it and hope part of it survives.

 

[Citruscide]

Burning porn is bad... but you should have invested your hard earned money in videos or DVD's... I don't think I have any paper porn... it's just too cluttery.

C

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

this is a mortal sin...

 

[Enrico]

Are you crazy...anytime the campfire gets too big, I simply ejaculate on it and hope part of it survives.

I said DRIED semen. Semen, being that it is a water-based substance, would indeed have a smothering potential on fire. But, this is due only to the fact that it has water. The other ingredients in semen have no effect on putting out fire. So, if semen was dehydrated, it could theoretically burn.