I beat my girlfriend today

[gripweight]

I straight thumped my bitch over the back of the head today cuz she was tryin to fuck with my stash. I split her noggan and now shes .

 

[chesty]

Well, I hope your kidding! If not, sucks to be a dick.

 

[gripweight]

its tit for tat in our relationship

 

[Stryker1992]

its tit for tat in our relationship

BANT!

 

[PICK3]

I beat my meat today

 

[Creepusmaximus]

Maybe he beat up his hand???

 

[nimbus]

 

[Sub-Zero]

knock her teeth out and make a necklace for her out of them

 

[wootoom]

nice life

 

[nangiggles]

WTF is going on in here