I Am The Master Procrastinator

[VeggieLifterChick]

I have a 7 page paper due at 4:30 today, and I have to give an oral presentation as well. The presentation is 15% of my grade, and I'm half done preparing for it. But the paper is 20%, and I can't even come up with a thesis! I'm fucked. I hardly have the motivation for it. Its for a class on Weimar Germany.

 

[Ceebs]

Was ist Weimar? Ich weiß es nicht.

 

[VeggieLifterChick]

Weimar ist Deutschland nach World War 1 aber vor World War 2.

 

[VeggieLifterChick]

I'm at the point where I don't have the motivation to give a shit so I lack that last minute adrenaline rush. I'm trying to make myself care.

 

[Ceebs]

All the German I know, I learned from listening to my crackhead sister speak around the house when she took it in high school.

I know you had some problems with NYC and panic attacks, but do you think half a tablet would help with your motivation?

 

[VeggieLifterChick]

Now this is a good idea. I think it would definitely work. But how does one take a half a tablet? I just had a cup of coffee and it seems to be helping. Plus I have my dog all riled up (I keep tyring to get her to motivate me) so she's keeping me awake.

By the way I'm taking my first semester of German right now, so I probably don't know much more than you do.

 

[WODIN]

You gotta dig those pointy helmets and hande bar mustaches those guys wore.

 

[beastboy]

I can help you with the oral part.