I am so out of here

[jerkbox]

yeah, reality bites


time for a beer

 

[Nathan]

I fell pretty fucking good now. Weed is a miracle drug, I tells ya. I went from feeling terrible ten minutes ago to feeling down right placid and content at this very moment. Everything's gonna be just fine. Please nobody burst my deilcate bubble.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I love Deludidia. It's my favorite place to visit. I may move there permanently in the near future.

 

[slickdadd]

It sucks when you stop doing drugs all those friends who do do drugs stop being friends with you and then when you decide to do drugs for old times sake there are no drugs to be done.

 

[Nathan]

It sucks when you stop doing drugs all those friends who do do drugs stop being friends with you and then when you decide to do drugs for old times sake there are no drugs to be done.

I don't have that problem, unfortunately. I spend most of my time just saying no nowadays. I was going to share some intimate details about myself with you but luckily I stopped myself. On another completely unrelated note, however, I imagine you're the type of person who had a pet turd at some point or another in his life.

 

[slickdadd]

On another completely unrelated note, however, I imagine you're the type of person who had a pet turd at some point or another in his life.

lol. As much as I wish I did, I never did have a pet turd. But the idea of a pet turd and the boyish giggle hearing it spoken causes me really makes me pretty happy I'm not mexican.

 

[Nathan]

lol. As much as I wish I did, I never did have a pet turd. But the idea of a pet turd and the boyish giggle hearing it spoken causes me really makes me pretty happy I'm not mexican.

lmao. I love Mexican jokes.

 

[canadianhitman]

lmao. I love Mexican jokes.

Really....okay then, I got a good one for ya:

Q: How are Mexicans similar to cue balls?

A: The harder you strike them, the more english you get out of them.


*rim-shot*

this joke was in no way an attempt to offend anyone of Mexican decent...it was purely for the amusement of Nathan. If, however, you were offended...please feel free to give youself a warm and fuzzy hug...which will make you feel all better.

 

[Nathan]

Really....okay then, I got a good one for ya:

Q: How are Mexicans similar to cue balls?

A: The harder you strike them, the more english you get out of them.


*rim-shot*

this joke was in no way an attempt to offend anyone of Mexican decent...it was purely for the amusement of Nathan. If, however, you were offended...please feel free to give youself a warm and fuzzy hug...which will make you feel all better.

What does english have to do with cue balls? Also, way to transfer all blame ffrom your ethnic joke squarely on my shoulders. Thanks for supporting the team.

 

[bran987]

english!!!!!!!
back spin!!!!!
didn't u ever play pool while u were high?