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I am so out of here

Nathan

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Reality, that is. Who the fuck needs this shit? I keep waiting for those happy hormones to kick in and my mood to pick up but they don't seem to be interested in working right now. While I understand where they're coming from, after all work of any kinds sucks horse scrotum, I could sure use them right about now.
Maybe I'll go rifle through my old soccer trophies from when I was 5 and scratch off the fine print and write over top of it, "Champion of the World" and then put up on my mantle. I'll have to write the speech of a lifetime for an award like that though, which frankly I refuse to do on principle alone. Off the top of my head, however, I'd like to thank coach for putting me in. And of course the team, couldn't have done it without you guys. Go team. Most of all though, I'd like to thank my own delusional state of mind for making this all possible. Yay.
 
I have some old hockey trophies in a box somewhere. You've suddenly made me consider dusting them off and putting them up on a shelf.
 
thats a cgood one poyeboye
 
PoyeBoy said:
you should try and kick yourself in the nuts, it seems to help

How about I picture you doing it instead? In my mind's eye, you can't get your foot to reach and you keep falling over. Also, your skirt keeps flying up and I can totally see your vagina. Weirdo.
 
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