I am one VERY lucky asshole

[swole]

WOW. WOW.

not at killahbee's story.

but at the holier-than-thou fucks who have NEVER, EVER, EEEVVVAARARR done anything like this in their lives.

EVER.

 

[samoth]

how do you possibly take your jaded point of view and try to turn this into a "I am proud for driving drunk" thread?

What's wrong with you? Why the hell do you continue to do it then, knobshine? Do us all a favor and fucking kill yourself now to reassure us that your worthless genetics won't continue to pollute the gene pool. I will personally shake the hand of the person who gets drunk and brutally slaughters your mother, sister, wife/girlfriend and unborn child, and do everything in my power to help him avoid any legal responsibility for his actions.

 

[jh1]

I love a good bandwagon.


ALmost as much as a good gang bang.

 

[samoth]

I love a good bandwagon.


ALmost as much as a good gang bang.

I just felt like this would be a good opportunity to make an attempt at a flame post. I especially liked the part about brutally killing his loved ones, it gives it a personal touch.

 

[velvett]

WOW. WOW.

not at killahbee's story.

but at the holier-than-thou fucks who have NEVER, EVER, EEEVVVAARARR done anything like this in their lives.

EVER.

I remember the 1st and last time I drove home drunk.
I'm not even sure you were born - when were you born?

1988 leaving Westhampton - the original danceteria wee hours of the morning

I was quite intoxicated driving an Oldsmobile back to Southampton with three past out girlfriends in the car with me. (no license and underage)

I had all the windows open and I was hunched over the wheel saying to myself, just stay between line, just stay between the lines.

I'm pretty sure I sped the whole way and I was lucky that it was the off season with an empty highway and there were no cops to pull me over.

I was so horrified at how not in control I was driving back that night that I never drove drunk again.

You can't learn a lesson and preach like some holier than thou bitch without some personal experience.

 

[stilleto]

Sweet. Mabies next time u'll smash a buggie with a baby in it.

Toss the parents a 1 spot so they don't tell and you'll be all set.

maybe he'll only put the kid in a wheelchair for life and get away with $200 instead.

 

[jh1]

I was never above this type of thing before, however I personally never drove - I always made some chica drive me around in her car. Not that this is any better - it's totally not.

In the rare instances I find myself in these situations now, I get a hotel...

 

[myway]

Hate to say it but u prolly didn't learn anything. It usually takes more than that.
U will prolly do it until u get seriously injured, dead or seriously hury/kill another person. It will prolly be another person instead of yourself. From all of the wrecks I have ran at work involving drunk people, the NOT-drunk grandma, father, mother of 3, ect. is always the one we find dead or dies on the way to the hospital. The drunk people usually get the least of the injuries. Well, mostly. Sometimes, they all die. Those are prolly the lucky ones because they are stuck living with the guilt.
Good luck. Be careful. I hope you can find a way to stop taking these risks. It's just not worth it.

 

[jh1]

maybe he'll only put the kid in a wheelchair for life and get away with $200 instead.

Yeah. Ya see though.

From alot of perspectives your better off with death.

1) Dead peeps don't talk.

2) Expenses for dealing with a dead body are alot less than a wheelchair bound person.

3) All in all, measurable emotional distress is probably less with death.

 

[Bikini Mod]

i'm so happy that you can be so proud of yourself

i'd love to see your momma's face the day your luck runs out and you finally kill someone

Sush you.... You have to give him kudos for being honest.



Fuckin dumbass idiot.

I tended bar for years and dumbasses like you make my stomach turn.

Lucky?

No, I would say you are INCREDIBLY STUPID. God blessed you with a healthy body and mind and you throw it away like that every freaking chance you get? Unprotected sex AND drinking (to the point of blacking out) and driving...

You *only* ran into a cab?

Bish..... what if you *only* ran into someone's father leaving innocent children without a daddy and a wife/mother a widow?

Dude... You are SO FREAKING DUMB. Why don't you do the rest of the planet a favor and blow your brains out before you kill/mame someone with your incredibly stupid and wreckless behavior.

....but damn, you know so much about life.

This thread is ALMOST as good as when Mattheskywalker BRAGGED about how he found a way to be a DUI by hiring some high-dollar lawyer or some shit.